Rumiya Farkhutdinova
Congratulations script "Eastern tale on February 23" for male colleagues
Girls, do you want congratulate your male colleagues in an original way use my scenario.
Presenter 1: today we will tell you fairy tale, and maybe not fairy tale, which called: « East, it's a delicate matter."
He lived and was in one West Siberian state, which is almost in the center of Yugra, almost on EAST, one padishah. He kept his state clean and tidy, regularly came to the service always in a good mood because What:
All subjects and colleagues greet him;
With a 100% feeling that you will never be left without a job;
With the realization that raspberries are better than gooseberries.
Presenter2: Meet our padishah. As expected, he puts on his overalls and dances his ritual dance.
we put on a turban and a robe (to the music. "If I were a Sultan", put on the throne.
Smiling girls from his numerous harem danced for him Eastern dance, by the way, look, just here they are
East Dance
Presenter2: But one day a delegation from the military registration and enlistment office came to him with agitation and offered their program for recruiting into the army.
ditties
We begin to sing ditties,
Please don't laugh.
Don't look at us like that -
We can be embarrassed!
In our army in fashion
All soldiers are dressed.
My fiance Volodya is writing to me:
Every day they give an outfit!
My dear, my dear,
Take with you to the war
There you will fight
I am feeding ammo.
Loved the lieutenant.
The major was walking along the road.
I looked at the major
Someone stole the lieutenant!
Red day of the calendar -
How many heroes are here!
Oh, lucky, women, nibble!
We sang a song to you -
Guys here and there!
They confessed their love to you.
If only they didn't get it!
Presenter 1: but our girls stood up for him with a mountain and have spoken their word:
“If necessary, we ourselves will go to serve in the army for him, this is also good for us.
scene"army girls"
Girl 1: OK it's all over Now. Goodbye civilian life! Now for two years my house is a barracks.
Girl 2: Yes, what I just didn’t do to get away from the army. And she mowed down like a pacifist, and turned to the society of soldier fathers, and made eyes at the doctor. Nothing helped.
1 : Why run away from the army? Here I am, volunteering.
2 : Yes, what a fool will go to the army herself now. Right now there is chaos! Babovshchina!
1 : What, what? What else "shina"?
2 : What, you haven’t heard anything about Babovism? Well, nevermind, you'll soon find out.
1 : And my mother is like that said: "Lucy, if you want to become a real woman - go to the army, and don't be afraid of anything!".
2 : Yes, how! And wash your footcloths, clean your boots, stand on the bedside table! And go AWOL for deodorants!
1 : And I also heard that in the army you need to salute.
2 : Well, I do not! I will not give my honor to anyone. Well, except for the general.
1 : And there you also need to put on a gas mask in five seconds.
2 : What is it? I did my hair for three hours, did it, and then five seconds - and a gas mask!
1 : Nothing, they will cut it to look like Kotovsky, you will do your hair in five seconds!
2 : One pleases, soon a new form introduce: here are bows, here are ruffles, kirzachi with high heels and a decollete.
1 : In vain rejoice. All the same, the ensign will drink everything.
2 : How do you know everything?
1 : Yes, my sister recently came from the army. Biceps - in! Shoulders - in! On the back is a tattoo - DMB!
2 : We met for probably a week.
1 : Yes, we walked nicely on my wires. I put a bucket of moonshine for my girlfriends, so the three of us drank everything.
2 : And we invited the boys. Only they were weak. Everyone leaned on champagne. They drink two glasses, and walk: "Oh, how drunk I am, hold me!".
1 : And my boyfriend burst into tears on my chest. Like, how am I going to live here without you. Yes, I'm not going to look at other girls!
2 : Everyone says like that. And a month will pass, and you will not wait for a letter from them!
1 : Okay, cry, let's better clean the ensign's face!
2 : Exactly! In her face, in her face. (pictured by hands slap) And then he builds too much of himself!
Presenter2: We will not give the padishah to the army, he is to ourselves needed:
Who clears the paths and sprinkles sand? Our V.I.
Who fixes the sockets? Our V.I.
Who built a steam locomotive and a whole cart of cars? Our V.I.
And to whom what to beat, to repair the door in the hallway? Our V.I.
Presenter2: Thank you, kind padishah,
What have you got us!
your smile of kindness
She's like a light in a window!
We want you to be happy
Successful and healthy!
You are the most wonderful
And the best padishah!
Lead 2: congratulations Happy Defenders of the Fatherland Day and wish you to always be with us
and gift giving
Scenario of the game program for February 23"Beauty Contest" is ideal for a party dedicated to February 23rd. The scenario is a mixture of good entertainer and interesting competitions. If you add a small banquet program, several concert numbers and an incendiary dance to it, you will get a cool holiday for everyone. (Thanks to the author of the idea)
The introductory part of the script "Beauty Contest"
For the program you will need: 5 self-tie ties, 4 banknotes of 1000 rubles, 3 chairs, 2 boxes of matches, 2 potatoes, 2 ropes, 2 clothespins.
Four chocolates are needed as gifts, a bottle of champagne.
Leading: Good evening, dear guests! We have an unforgettable evening tonight, because, without a moment's delay, I'm going to arrange a beauty contest among the men present. I hope we have some daredevils! I warn you right away that, unlike the banal and familiar beauty contests between charming ladies, the strong half of our tonight will not need to flaunt in swimsuits, demonstrating pumped-up torsos and athletic figures - in no case. After all, true masculine qualities are not only in the charms of the exterior, but, on the contrary, all the value is in the inner content! I hear not all ladies agree with me!? Of course, a good appearance is welcome: an elegantly dressed man is very pleasant to look at. But what is this elegance worth if the descendant of Adam does not know how to keep his word, is rude and even vulgar? Is his strength in his brutal appearance when he does not know how to make money? In reliability and constancy lies the main attractiveness of a man, if only the secret of attractiveness can be put into a universal formula! 
Leading: However, we will postpone the disputes about attractiveness for later. And let's remember one simple folk truth that they are still met by clothes. Remember how it was with Pushkin, who himself was not one of the last dandies: "Like a London dandy dressed ... Onegin goes to a masquerade"! Let's discuss what should be worn on a person who claims to be a "dandy" and a secular lion?
(there will be many options, among which the leader should grab the answer “tie”).
Leading: Undoubtedly! You can’t do without a tie, because this is perhaps one of the most elegant accessories! Please get on stage! Your name? Very nice! I'll ask you to wait a bit - and I will certainly get you companions for the future competition! So, every real man - according to popular female opinion - should be able to count money. So we will check how many of our honest company are such men who, without visiting their own pocket, can accurately name the amount of cash in it?
(Among the respondents, there will definitely be one who will say “not at all!” or “zero!”, We invite this person to take the stage).
Leading: Bravo! A frugal man is not one who does not buy anything, but one who keeps his money in a bank account! Please introduce yourself! Very nice! Join the waiting, and we will take care of further selection of players. And I need the guests to name something now that from time immemorial has been valued more than money and other material values!
(be sure someone and the guests will say “time!”).
Leading: Absolutely right! Gray time, which can be calculated only by hours. So let's check our clocks! Who has how much? Oh, I see there are those whose clocks are a little behind! However, your young man is in a hurry. Apparently, you are in a hurry to live and feel? Or are you in a hurry to become the third contestant? Get on stage, please! And get acquainted: these are your rivals! Take a look, you can't take your eyes off - like Alyosha Popovich, Dobrynya Nikitich and Ilya Muromets! And tell me, dear guests, who else in the world history of culture and literature were there three?
(the last player who gave the final answer wins and rises to the stage).
Leading: And now, my friends, choose for yourself the fifth comrade, with whom in the near future you will have to measure your strength. We greet you! Introduce yourself! So, we meet the participants of the beauty contest!
Competitive and gaming part of the program for February 23:
1 contest.
Leading: As they say, we are starting KVN, that is! Well, there is no better decoration for real men than an elegant, properly laid collar around the neck ... uh, tie! So get, gentlemen, one tie. Your task is to race to tie a tie, of course, on your neck with any knot you wish. When the player is ready, he must quickly raise his hand, marking the end of the process! So let's get started! (you need to keep a close eye on who will be the last in this race, he will be eliminated, having receivedconsolation prize - chocolate). What to do! You just missed a few moments! But, as the French say, this is "se la vie"! Dear friend, you will have to return to the hall to this thunderous applause!
2 competition.
Leading: When the tie is tied, it's time to talk about money. As I already mentioned, a true man should be able to earn money. But why work hard if you can't spend money?! And even lower them into the wind! Now we will check who is into what: here's a bill for each of you. You need to quickly figuratively fold it and put the money on the table. The wind, of course, will be your own lungs. Attention, your task is to blow on the money figurine so that it flies as far as possible! We blow! So who did it the best? And here is the loser, because your bill landed too close to you. Well, don't be discouraged: you're just the most frugal of them all. Get a consolation prize. And there are three players left! You are just beautiful!
3 competition.
Leading: So, let's continue! Bring us three chairs, please! On these chairs, gentlemen, I suggest you lay out your future catch. What I mean? And remember, we talked about what is more expensive than money? And the time was called. And we measure it by the hour. And here is another saying about time “Seven do not wait for one”! what is it for? And besides, in the next competition you go down to the hall and collect seven watches each. Quickly return to the stage and lay out your catch on the chair. Ready? Started! (someone will definitely be the last one). Oh no no no! Well, what to do - you were a little slower! Or a little happier? After all, happy hours are not observed! And here's the consolation prize!
4 competition.
Leading: Don't worry, generous donors of your watches - although for a while - everything will be returned to you! And we have the most interesting ahead - this is the last competition, which will give us the opportunity to name the winner! And this competition will reveal the most charming and attractive among the candidates! Do not worry! You don't have to color your lips or curl your lashes! But let's remember what measures to attract persons of the opposite sex provides for mother nature? Right! This is the marriage dance! So the most charming will be revealed through dance gestures. Some accessories will come in handy: a simple string with a potato on one end and a clothespin on the other end. The task is elementary: by attaching a rope to your belt with a clothespin, you need to swing the potato with your hips to bring the box of matches to the finish line. The boxes need to be pushed by a swinging root crop. Approximately like this! (demonstrate!).
Attention! Only the hips are used, whose oscillatory movements should become the main source of shocks! So, bring the main gun to a calm position! Gentlemen, you should not compare who is shorter and whose is longer - believe me, in this dance the size does not matter! One, two, start! (of course, the winner is determined). Hooray! Here he is - our handsome man! sex symbolN-ska andNdistrict! I'm sorry to have to part with you! But you fought to the end, but turned out to be a little calmer. But we know that you go quieter - you will continue! Here's your consolation prize, and the winner gets a bottle of champagne! Now your name will be entered into the tablets, but you will definitely confirm my words that all this and even all the poems in the world, all the most crazy and amazing accomplishments you, like all other men, do for the sake of your beloved women!
The holiday continues, it is worth including in its program, such as
5. Musical entertainment "REP at the corporate party".
Leading: Which of the guests will tell me how long we are already resting? (guests offer answers) Wonderful, but let's find out how we relax? I need a girl and a young man to come out to me. There are no volunteers, then I choose myself. Here you are please. What's your name - reward with applause. How you drank - fine, excellent. We will rap with you.
(Turns to girl) Your words:
"And the sun rises-oo-dit and sets-oo-dit,
And we rest well
Purlim-pumpo E!"
Let's rehearse!
(Male): And what's your name - wonderful,
how do you feel - great!
Your Party:
"And labor, but oink, and tirli-tirli-don
And labor, but oink, and tirli-tirli-don
Rest well E!"
Let's rehearse!
Dear ladies and gentlemen
for the first time combined choir of rappers:
my words:
"We were going somewhere
we were on the tram
we read rap sacredly - we don’t need another!
Then the rappers take turns reading. This contest hostit is better to carry out without "wallets-tips" -
know everything by heart - then there will be an effect!
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In the middle of February
Overseas
The races are leaving.
The message is carried everywhere
That in Russia there is a holiday,
In Ony, it’s scary to say:
Compliments to speak
And give a gift
(Here I swear, no fools)
You can only men!
No, not girls, not...
Scene for February 23
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5 people participate. (Maria, Daria, Akulina, Katerina and presenter).
Part one.
Sounds of village life, a window and part of the evening landscape on the screen.
Leading:
Three sisters in the evening, sat under the window,
Summer is dry and warm, everything seemed ...
An interesting script for congratulations on February 23 for adults
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Nastya:
The ladies sat on the sofa
The washed floor dried up,
Those who didn't make it home
Quickly curled curls ...
The final touch is completed
Shadows, mascara, lipstick, varnish!
Here Marina talks
Just:
Marina:
And I have a warehouse today!
And you?
Sveta:
Me from the housing and communal services ...
Corporate party scenario for February 23 Three Girls under the window.
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Three maidens by the window
Were spinning late in the evening.
1 girl.
If only I were...
The script for congratulating men on February 23
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There will be two hosts in the script, but they are supposedly from different agencies, but they came to do their work in one place. Each room will have its own table for games.
The sound of trumpet and drum roll is heard. Two presenters are trying to enter the hall at the same time, one has a ...
Scenario - February 23 Defender of the Fatherland Day
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Vovanovna:
ABOUT! Hello Stepanovna!
Voice-over (in the style of voicing characteristics for characters from the movie "Treasure Island"):
Stepanovna. As a child, she was a decent girl, but she became interested in amateur performances and rolled ... Clockwork character. Not...
Scenario February 23 for real men
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Presenter 1:
Men! Today we have gathered in a close collective circle to congratulate you, our defenders, on your legal holiday - February 23!
Scenario for February 23 from the women's battalion
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To the music of the episode from the movie "Wedding in Malinovka" (the exit of the women's battalion), Yashka the artilleryman (the role is played by a woman) and 2 women (hereinafter referred to as Baba 1 and Baba 2) come out.
Yashka-gunner:
Battalion! Attention! Submit your situation!
Out of order...
Scenario for February 23 "Merry congratulations"
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February 23, according to the calendar, is a working day, so that in the morning you can charge men with positive, you can present bouquets to them. Homeland defenders will find this gift on their desktop. But bouquets of a purely masculine nature are made from fish. Dried fish is taken ...
The script of the holiday on February 23 "Fulfillment of desires"
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Where, if not in the script on February 23, the dream of millions can come true - the fulfillment of desires by the Golden Fish, the Old Man Hottabych and the Fairy. Only women can give such a fabulous gift for their colleagues.
They enter the hall talking...
Since Defender of the Fatherland Day for children from 5 to 10 years old, unlike adults, is not another reason to gather at the festive table, its holding should be planned in advance by the minute. A holiday for children is, first of all, an opportunity to have fun, so parents simply cannot do without a script for holding a holiday on this day. To make the creative process of creating the plot of the upcoming event not so painful, we offer several possible options for holding Defender of the Fatherland Day, which can be completely transformed in accordance with your own ideas.
Why, for example, not celebrate the holiday of all men in the Indian settlement or on a spaceship or in the role of a super agent among their own kind? If you decide on such an experiment, then the invited children should be warned in advance in the invitation about the need for a certain form of clothing. For example, you want to arrange a meeting of super agents for children. Thus, warn the invited children that on such and such a date, at such and such a time, another meeting of secret agents will take place, while noting that the elements of disguise for the invited are required. At the same time, the most successfully disguised child will definitely have to claim the prize. It will be a pleasure for children, after all the guests have gathered, to find out who is hiding under the masks.
First of all, the assembled guests should sit down at the table and taste a wide variety of canapes, tartlets and sweets, which can also have the most unrecognizable forms. The children's holiday table is different in that there are no salads, main courses, but there are light snacks, usually in the form of small sandwiches, and fruit and sweet dishes predominate. You can warn the guys in advance that the one who gets the pre-prepared label during the meal will be a secret spy. The task of the spy is to keep the mark and try to win as many contests as possible in order to eventually get the main prize. If the spy wins the game and presents proof - a mark, then each of the super agents fulfills his desire. If one of the super agents wins, then he must try to determine which of those present is a spy. If he succeeds, then the spy fulfills one wish of each super agent.
As competitions for super agents, those in which they could show their skills are selected. For example, they can demonstrate the ability to communicate non-verbally in pantomime competition. Before this competition, each participant receives an envelope that indicates the place of his meeting with the liaison officer (bathhouse, canteen, toilet, station, etc.). The one who guesses the place of appearance more times wins.
Superagents can test their insight in mind reading contest. To do this, all agents are divided into 2 groups, which are isolated from each other. Participants in the first group are asked to answer some questions (for example, if you were an animal, what would you be?). In this case, answers are given. After receiving answers from each participant, they move on to another team. The task of the players of the second team is to guess who gave what answers to the questions posed.
At the end of the evening, the presenter says that the meeting of super agents was successful, all the special agents showed themselves simply brilliantly, but according to the test results, such and such a super agent scored the most points. It is he who receives the key to the main prize. The super agent is given an envelope with a note indicating the place where the prize is hidden. The prize may be a cake. If the spy scored the most points, then he brings the main prize along with the mark that he received at the beginning of the evening.
You can end the evening with a joke game "Funny Answers".
funny answers
Unusual questions and equally unusual answers are prepared in advance. One of the guys is given a sheet with questions, and the other - with answers that are read aloud. Questions may be as follows.
1. Tell me, are you always so active?
2. Tell me, do you like me?
3. Tell me, are you deceiving your parents?
4. Tell me, do you use a spare diary?
5. Do you like doing homework?
6. Is it true that you sleepwalk?
7. Do you often snore in your sleep?
8. When you are not seen, do you make faces in front of the mirror?
9. Do you eat in the bathroom?
10. Do you like to steal berries in other people's gardens?
11. Do you like to eat sweets under the covers?
12. Is it true that you only wear pink socks on Mondays?
13. Is it true that you want to wear long hair?
14. Have you tried whiskey?
15. Is it true that you imitate Winnie the Pooh?
16. Is it true that you love collecting white elephants?
Answers
1. I just can't imagine my life without it.
2. I do not answer provocative questions.
3. No, I am a very shy person.
4. I am not ready to give an honest answer, as it can ruin my reputation.
5. Only when I'm in a bad mood.
6. Of course, I get high from it.
7. When I skip classes.
8. My embarrassment speaks for itself.
9. Yes, especially at night.
10. Well, wow! How insightful you are!
11. Not as often as you think, but it happens.
12. In principle, no, but there is always an exception to the rule.
13. Yes, I have this habit since childhood.
14. Only in secret from parents.
15. Only on Saturdays.
Another great option— hold the Defender of the Fatherland Day in the form of a big concert. To prepare such a concert, you need to show your directing abilities, as well as take care of the availability of the necessary theatrical attributes in the house. Firstly, a curtain is simply necessary for a real concert; it will give the festive action maximum realism. As such, old curtains may well be suitable. If the space of the apartment does not allow space for the stage, then the curtain can be placed in the doorway and thus separate the visual part of the hall from the backstage. If there is no shortage of space, then by pulling a strong rope and throwing a long fabric over it, you will build a real stage.
When organizing a home holiday concert, it is advisable to make sure that each of those present takes part in it. Therefore, along with pre-prepared numbers, there should be several impromptu in stock. Everyone will like it, and for those who prepared in advance, it will facilitate the performance.
The role of the entertainer is best left to the smallest participant in the holiday. He will cope with it completely and, in addition, will get maximum pleasure. If there are several applicants for this role, then in order to avoid unnecessary disputes and quarrels, the leader must be appointed.
The concert program must include numbers demonstrating the outstanding talents of the guys. If no one can boast of such, it does not matter. In this case, the sailor dance "Apple" will become the highlight of the program. This incendiary dance is cheerfully perceived by the audience and is easily given to the artists. You can choose the accompaniment for the dance in advance, or you can simply ask everyone present to perform the well-known song “Oh, apple, where are you going ...”. Making costumes for this number is also not difficult. A sailor collar can be made from blue colored paper and carefully draw white stripes on it. And as a peakless cap, a white paper hoop with two ribbons attached to it is suitable. The main thing is that all the details of the costume are well attached and do not fly off the artist at the most crucial moment. Ordinary paper clips will help you with this.
As impromptu numbers, you can invite one of those present to play pantomime scenes from the life of a child to the music. For example, “Again a deuce”, “I don’t want to wake up in the morning and go to school”, “Call from the lesson”, “Swimming on the lake in cold water”, etc. Someone from those present can be trusted to comment on what is happening on stage.
The most important part of the concert can be taken to singing in a choir. Almost all children love to sing, and if it is also karaoke singing, there will be no limit to children's fun. For the musical part of the concert, it is necessary to select several of the most popular children's songs in accordance with the specifics of the holiday, distribute the songs among the performers and, calling the performers one by one on the stage, hold a concert. The theme of the songs should make the boys feel like real heroes of the occasion. It is desirable to dedicate one of the songs to dads, because this is their holiday too. You can finish the concert with a festive tea party. You can add to the concert program at your discretion, the main thing is that everyone should have fun and not have time to be sad. You can capture the brightest moments with video or photography.
Happy Army Day!
From the holidays of warriors,
Happy brothers day
Fathers and husbands
their aspirations,
Worthy of glory
The world is saved on the planet of people.
Presenter:
The holiday is celebrated on February 23rd. This is our tribute to all generations of Russian soldiers, from ancient times to the present day, who courageously defended their native land from invaders. On this "men's" day, male representatives, from boys to old people, accept congratulations and gifts, and military personnel are necessarily honored. Women have a happy opportunity to say the most affectionate and kind words to their loved ones, to please them with signs of attention.
Leading:
We have gathered at the festive table, and at this time someone is serving and standing at a military post. We remember you guys!
Cold winds rustle strained,
And in the warm windows the lights shine.
Soldier in the ranks. He is always where he is needed
Be it steppes, mountains or sands.
Soldier on the march. Oath to the motherland
Lives unshakably in his soul,
Like the eternal light of a single banner,
Leading forward, always forward.
Soldier in action. Let not the sugar service.
Above other feelings - to the Fatherland a debt,
In addition, in difficult times, male friendship
It will help and come to the rescue.
The soldier is in training. Everything must be comprehended
To defend the country, if thunder strikes,
And for him the coveted reward -
Be the first in combat.
Serve, soldier! You are the son of the native land;
And, keeping the loyalty to the military oath,
Keep it also - right, indestructible
Peace of the earth, and mother, and me.
Let's raise the first toast to those who protect us.
Presenter:
In our team there are men who guarded us before, this is (there is an enumeration with an indication of the ranks). Please accept our congratulations and gifts. (Presenting gifts). And now let's ask our men to tell the most interesting case from military service.
(The stories of men. They can be warned about this in advance).
Leading:
This story has been in my memory for a long time. Back at school on February 23, our class was preparing for KVN. I should have asked my parents about an interesting incident that happened to them in the army. I remember a case told by Sergei Podosinnikov, an opponent of our team.
So, for the first time, recruits try on military uniforms, including an overcoat. It was in autumn. An instruction was given: to adjust everything according to height. After some time, the command to build was given. The commander bypasses the replenishment and examines how everyone coped with the order. And suddenly the commander sees, at the end of the formation, there is a small soldier, his appearance resembles a scarecrow. He just “drowned” in his overcoat. The commander blushes, then turns pale and shouts:
- What's your name?
The soldier is silent from fright, and the commander repeats even more menacingly:
"I'm asking what's your mother's name?!"
The soldier came to his senses from such a roar and babbles:
— Agrippina.
Since then, he has remained a nickname for two years of service - Agrippina.
Sometimes it seems to me that all the jokes come up with our lives. And someone remembers them and tells others. Let's listen to a song, but not about such an officer as in my story.
Musical pause. Song by O. Gazmanov "Officers".
Presenter:
Let's go back to history. The Times of Tsarist Russia: Officers, Junkers, Cadets. As the oath at that time sounded: "I swear on my honor." Oh, they were men - generous, noble. Attention, the question is: who should have given a real officer: Soul, heart, life, honor?
Leading:
The answer can be found in the song "Waltz of the Cadets" (words by Pyotr Sinyavsky, sung by Iosif Kobzon):
Soul - to God, Heart - to the lady, Life - to the sovereign, Honor - to no one. What words! This song is for you. (Recording of the song "Waltz of the Cadets").
Leading:
Dear ladies! What are you dreaming about these days? What do you want from our men?
(Answers of women).
And a woman will be a woman
As it has always been.
White dance - ladies invite gentlemen.
Music by Dog for the film "My Sweet and Gentle Beast".
Leading:
I will ask one couple to stay.
It is desirable that they be a husband and wife or two employees who know each other.
Joke test.
The man and woman take turns answering the test questions, continuing what the facilitator started:
Affectionate like...
Affectionate like...
Strong like...
Sociable, like…
Independent as…
Smiling like...
Careful as...
Amorous, like…
Bold as...
Handsome as...
Presenter:
I appeal to women, who do you think won this competition? (Answers).
What do men think? (Answers).
Leading:
Prizes for both participants! Dear ladies! What qualities do men need when they serve in the military? You're right. Now we will check which of those present can be safely sent to the army.
Shooter Contest.
Presenter:
On the Don, the Cossacks had an interesting game "Aidanchiki". Adult Cossacks and children hit the target with an animal bone (aydanchik). Aidanchik could kill a running hare. Now we will check the accuracy of our men - throwing at beer cans, plastic bottles with a bone or a champagne cork. The winner is a prize.
Leading:
It's no secret that men have always been inspired to exploits by beautiful ladies. The competition needs brave knights. There are such?
Two men are called.
Competition "Portrait of a Lady".
Presenter:
Now we will find out who is your muse, dear knights. (There are 2 easels in front of the men. Ovals of a woman's face are painted on them. They blindfold the men and bring them to the easels, giving a felt-tip pen in their hands). Now you will draw portraits of your favorite women as prompted. We draw the eyes of your beloved, now eyebrows, nose, mouth, small tender ears, into which at night you whisper words of love. It remains to draw the curls of the beloved woman. Ready. Submit your painting. You can remove the blindfold. Applause for the artists! For such work, you need to give kisses to these lovely ladies that you portrayed.
Musical break - dancing.
Competition "Best Legs"
This contest is not announced by its name.
Leading:
What kind of housework do men have to do! What can you do for the woman you love. All males are welcome here. (The host sits them on a chair, gives each a children's book). You should read a book to your child before bed. Who had to do it? Wonderful. But in order for the reading to be expressive, it is necessary to put the right foot on the left, wrapping the trouser leg to the knee on this leg. Done? Now open the book and read aloud at the same time. Fine. Even louder.
Men read 5 minutes.
Moderator (addressing women):
And now we choose with you the most hairy legs. (Prize for the man with the hairiest legs).
Contest "Siamese twins".
Three men are called in and offered to find partners for themselves. Then these couples are turned into "Siamese twins" - they hug each other by the waist. The task for speed is given:
Open a bottle of beer;
Inflate and tie a balloon;
Snake between the bottles without knocking them down.
Competition "Who will dress the girl faster."
Presenter:
In the speed of undressing women, men have no equal. But what about dressing up? Who will dress up his beloved faster?
(Attributes for dressing: hair clips, clip-on earrings, bracelet or watch, hats, glasses, shoes, belt).
Lovelace Competition.
The apple is stuck with matches. A man is called. He must speak words of love to the woman standing next to him. The word is pull the match. Do not repeat words. Whoever gets the most matches wins.
Competition "Father's porridge".
The prize is announced in advance - a bottle of champagne or cognac. Wishing men are called.
Leading:
On the Don, the Cossacks had such a custom. If a girl was born in the family, her father prepared her father's porridge. Any porridge was salted, peppered, bitter. And the girl's father had to eat this porridge without grimacing, so that his daughter's fate would be happy. The winner is whoever eats "father's porridge" faster and without grimacing.
Competition "Dance on the newspaper".
The couple are called to dance. Newspapers are handed out to them. The task of the couples is to dance on the newspaper. After each dance, the newspaper is folded in half. Winners - who will dance in the smallest square of the newspaper.