All inexhaustible excitement!
In order for your relationship with your beloved man to be correct, you need to start your day with cool, morning messages addressed to him. Let him think that he is the first breath of air that you take when you just wake up.
Short SMS wishes good morning to a man
The wish list:
- Dingling-dilling-dilling, it's time to get up! Open your eyes fast! Things are waiting for you in the morning, but in the evening, of course, I am!
- For me, you are the sun, so get up faster, a new day will not begin without you !!!
- A beautiful morning can only be next to you! Wake up faster, love!
- I want to congratulate you on the start of a new day! Let it be good not only in the morning, but also in your whole day!
- Knock-Knock! I sms! I was sent by a girl who loves you with a wish of good morning and good mood for the whole day!
- Zhu-zhu-zhu, I'm texting, I'm waking everyone up! Get up soon, my dear! After all, at work, things are with the mountain!
- Good morning, honey! Stretch sweetly in your bed and forward to meet a new day!
- Good morning! Let my text message be as invigorating as a morning cup of strong coffee.
- Darling, stop hugging the pillow already, I'm jealous! Wake up soon!
I just woke up, but I already miss you! Good morning!
I want to wake you up with a gentle kiss, but, alas, so far I can only text. With the start of a new day!
- Today the sun cannot wake you up with warm rays, so it asked me to do it. Wake up, love!
- This SMS is intended for the most gentle, beautiful, intelligent, but still sleeping man. To become perfect, you just have to open your eyes.
Short, in prose, wishes in SMS good morning, beloved man
Why spoil your hair by scratching your head and trying to come up with at least a couple of lines for your beloved man for good morning SMS. The author of short wishes in prose has already paid for you with his hair.)
- So strong, seductive...love its scent in the morning. I'm talking about morning coffee. And what were you thinking about?
- Mornings are good if we wake up together.
- May this new day be the best, most cheerful and sunniest for you.
- Waking up is much more pleasant, knowing that your SMS with a good morning wish is very much expected. Happy new day to you!
- Your main task in the morning is to open your eyes and not close them again. I believe in you.
- I give you a million morning invigorating kisses.
- This subscriber wants to wish you a cheerful morning and a good mood.
- I know that you have sweet dreams, but it's time to wake up and run towards a new day. Get up, love!
- There is nothing sweeter than lying in a warm bed in the morning on a day off. The only thing missing is you.
- The sun has already woken up, only you, sleepyhead, are still basking in your bed. It's time to get up, love!
Good morning! Have a good day! And have a nice evening (with my participation, of course).
- In the morning I want to wish you an easy working day, a good evening and a pleasant night.
- Let in the morning my SMS will lift not only you out of bed, but also your mood. Kisses on both cheeks, lips, nose ... well, and other parts of the body.
- It's only just beginning to dawn, and I can't wait for our meeting in the evening. Good morning!
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Erotic good morning wishes for a girl
If you have deep feelings for a girl and don’t know how to express your sympathy or love to her - send her a beautiful good morning poem, which will give her a great mood and emphasize that you have the most tender feelings for her and think about her when you wake up. Choose a beautiful poem that you associate with a girl and that you like so much that you want her to read it and send it to her! If you are in a relationship with a girl and don’t know how to please her in the morning, then in your case the sent poem is the best solution that will return your relationship to a possibly lost romance!
Why is beer better than a woman?
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I wake up and don't believe
God, what a beauty!
You lie in my bed
Immaculate and pure.
Sleep and smile on your face
Opening your mouth a little.
Sleep is not strong, very unsteady
Your body is waiting for affection.
A ray of sunshine darts through the window.
I am not sleeping. I woke up. With you.
The blanket dangles down.
You curled up with me.
You purr in your sleep.
I admire. Your lips, eyelashes, eyes...
Your ass sticks out, arousing...
And your nose sniffs as always.
You are a beautiful sweet Miracle!
I'll fix your bangs a little.
Kiss you gently
And I hold my breath.
Sleep my Angel. I admire you.
Don't rush us this morning.
Bunny plays with your ass...
Hey! Don't touch!!! This is my butt!!!
Here is Butthole!!! Doesn't want to get up.
She turned and continued to sniff.
And moves effortlessly ass.
And I'm already on fire!
Enough! That's it!... I've had enough...!
I'll land! I can't lie down like this!
I'll crawl to us .. under the covers ...
And I'll start... There... kissing you!
You snort... you wiggle your ass...
From goosebumps in secluded places!
To me, what ... In this matter, I deftly ...
Slippery fear is not a hindrance to me!
I caress you to shiver...!
Good morning! Stop lying down!
We will hug with Zhuzha lying ..
And in passions... let's overturn the bed!
Well, figs with her! .. Not really necessary! ...
We would have a fulcrum!
The closet is shaking and pouring lipstick...
On our hungry bodies!
We are laughing. We capture the moment...
Give each other kisses...
Love has no time...
So wake me up tomorrow Love!!!...
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Why is it good to be a guy?
What is "nothing"? - half a liter for two. What does a soldier feel when he sees a waving banner? - Wind. An Uncomfortable Guest If you have a sixth appointment, don't expect it to be before the seventh. Adam - boring and little Adrian - usually stocky and watching cartoons Albert - cute and funny, but a pedal.
Oh morning! storm of flavors!
The intoxicating air, the glare of the sun!
Fragments of dreams are flying somewhere ...
Your breath... and the first cry of the birds!
And you, O slumbering maiden!
Scattering gold hair ...
Here! torn!! torn!!!
Up!!!
The abysses of the subconscious opened up,
Screams, sighs, groans, beats
My wish:
Fall into your arms
and - enjoy to your heart's content!
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Why read women's magazines?
Where are the muslims suicidal
- Only in them you will see men who amaze women.
- You will be stimulated intellectually by solving crossword puzzles with valuable prizes.
- You will learn the true causes of Princess Diana's death and her afterlife.
Darling, let this night drive
All sad thoughts and all sorrows away!
Let my confessions awaken in you
Desire for pleasure and desire.
And if suddenly a series of fantasies
To you will come, then obey them, yes!
Let languid bliss - a premonition of love -
Will cover you. I'll come, call!
A ray of sun falls through the window
Bunny caressing your eyelids.
But to wake up completely is not given,
You are still in captivity of beautiful bliss.
Hair scattered everywhere
On the pillow, and on the thin neck.
You lie naked in a dream
And this one is even nicer to me.
How magnificent in nakedness,
All your captivating forms.
I admire you, I'm sorry
Disturb the dream of a beautiful maiden.
But it's time to get up, I'll wake you up
You with a long, tender kiss,
Wake up the sun, I'll say quietly
Honey, I love you alone.
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Jokes about girls and women
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"Administration Gay.ru"
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"What beautiful eyes"
What beautiful eyes, what passionate lips! What a beautiful walk, and this body ... this ass ... m-m-m-m-m-m-m! Okay, enough about me, how are you doing?
Jokes about Paul, Ruska and the Germans
What happens if you break one of the ten commandments? asks the catechist student. Stay nine! What to do when you see epileptics in the bathroom? - Put the laundry and powder. A Russian soldier is talking to an American. The American praises how well they are in the army, they have good equipment, their school is good, etc. az came to the topic: food. Americans say they get 80,000 calories a day. No one can eat 30 kilos of potatoes a day!
Jokes about farmers and miners
Hit the! - instructs the police detained driver. Where are you burdened? A student from a poor African state comes to a plumber. - A simple saucepan. The water is cold and not soaked. What can be downloaded from the naked secretary? Scott: - You should buy this car, burn only a teaspoon of gasoline. - Table or tea.
"I wanted to send you..."
I wanted to send you something beautiful, tender, erotic, smart and fun, but I can't fit on the screen.
"I've already started talking..."
I've already started talking to the armchair, flirting with the TV, having breakfast with the toaster... give me a call before I get serious with the vacuum cleaner!
"Cow"
I squeeze it in my hands, it hardens, I want to move up and down, I see how good it is, it squirts out a white liquid. And how cool it is to milk a cow!
"Your little mosquito!"
I'll run to you at midnight, crawl under the covers. I will find your most delicious place and suck it for a long time.
Your little mosquito!
"I undress you with a timid hand"
I undress you with a timid hand,
I would like to see the desired body.
You are the most beautiful, the only one in the world,
My favorite jacket potato.
"I'm waiting, but you still don't come"
I'm waiting, but you still don't come.
I'm waiting, you're driving me crazy.
Numb hands, feet, body.
I wanted to ENTER you so much!
But ahead is only the door of a dream.
Oh elevator, when are you coming?
"I want you again and again..."
I want you again and again... How to imagine that I light you up and we merge together... I get high... Never... Never quit... SMOKING!!!
"Congratulations, you've won a prize!"
Congratulations, you've won a prize! From tonight you will be entertained by the authors of the Blue Evenings tariff for free! Good evening to you!
"You stroke me and caress me"
You stroke me and caress me
You know all my intimate places,
You hug me erotically
You bring me pleasure.
I drown in your foam
I call you a washcloth.
"I love your hills and hollows"
I love your hills and valleys
I will decorate them with sweet cream,
I'll lay out then drunk cherries,
I'll lick everything - my sweet!
And then I spread the beef stroganoff
I will pour them gloriously with mustard,
The umbilical cord will be my salt shaker,
I can't imagine more erotic!
"My Favorite Ice Cream"
I want to suck you... lick you... I want to go deep with my tongue... I want to feel you in my mouth... yes, that's how I eat my favorite ice cream!
"Can't tune the antenna!"
Change position. Spread your legs. Get up. Pull out. More to the left. More to the right. Higher. Below. Fine. Do not rush. Well, it ruined everything again! Also a man for me - you can’t tune the antenna!
"We will do it together"
You are my most beloved friend
Oh, how hot, beautiful and resilient you are!
We will do this together
There is a delicious sausage in the dough!
"And we are digging POTATOES"
Close your eyes and imagine how, far from everything, we listen to the singing of birds, the sound of the river, the sun bakes our naked bodies... and we dig POTATOES.
"TELEPHONE"
Night fell, silence.
And where is your hand now?
And what are the thoughts in your head?
What do you want in the dark?
Don't you hold it so tight
After all, this is your PHONE, Baby!
"He's so slippery"
It's so slippery when you squeeze it, pink like my body, so soft in my hand! No, it's not what you thought! This FA soap is with me in the shower!
“First I took off her skirt”
First I took off her skirt, then pulled off her blouse, unbuttoned her bra, and I slowly fell at her feet, and then took off her panties. Now I have a bare clothesline in front of me.
"If you don't want kids..."
Honey, take care
Do me a favor, go bust
For me a pack of pills
If you don't want kids.
"Night falls and silence"
Night falls and silence, and where is your hand now? What are the thoughts in your head, what do you want in the dark? You don't hold it so tight, because it's your phone, baby!!!
"Spring Is Coming"
Spring is coming.
The birds do it
The bees do it
And even butterflies do it.
FORGET - PEOPLE CAN'T FLY!
"Ancient Spell"
We read together: “Roproc la bouvé talana lampra tampre”, now you can sleep peacefully, you just managed to activate the ancient indefinite spell from sexual intercourse, and by the way, the second part of the spell has not yet been found, lost, so good night!
"I want to lie on you all night"
I want to lie on you all night, warm you and gently hug you. So that you feel comfortable and hot with me, my blanket!
"You have eyes like a cat"
You have eyes like a cat; figure like a cat; you are gentle like a cat and your name is even like a cat - Masha!
"I've been given something..."
They put something in me... It hurts... AAA... It's my first time... Come on... Finally they pulled it out... I'm covered in blood... God, it hurts!. .To pull out a tooth!
"Vazel in"
Night. Street. Flashlight. Pharmacy. I buy vaseline. There are two other people with me. One is Armenian, the other is Georgian.
"We're so tired..."
We were so tired... we were so panting... we were both drenched in sweat, our bodies were sticky... when they took the old couch to the basement.
"We sat talking..."
We sat talking... And I already imagined how he would start kissing me, undressing me... But he only drank tea and didn't leave until he ate the whole cake!
"I just adore you!"
[Female name]!
I just adore you, love, adore your tomatoes!
"Hold your wallets, men"
Chest number three, big hips
Legs with ears on a par,
You can't see the eyes behind the black mascara,
A miracle is coming my way...
Hold your wallets men
They empty before your eyes
Rubbing in the crotch cause
Just a python, neither give nor take!
“You won’t understand, Ensky limiters”
You will not understand, Ensky limiters,
Much body you are friends,
But a little suddenly we will meet the villagers,
I dare not offer my hand!
"In bed for the first time..."
In bed for the first time with a girl
What to do with it, I do not understand!
I'm trembling like a leaf, here I am from fear,
I'll probably take it and run!
"... well, come on, cutie"
So he asked - well, give me, my dear,
And she's all hahanki
My shirt is already sweaty
Dancing in the eyes of a butterfly!
I'm probably angry
I'll tear it all to rags,
This is what awaits, cholera!
Certainly not a sweetheart!
“I always want to... chat with you!!!”
I'll tell you, I won't say anything
I always want it.
I want even in the field, even on the road,
I want at least in the tundra, even in a den.
I want it anywhere and everywhere.
Let the sun shine, let the rain fall.
I want when I go to bed
And in the morning before you get up.
On the bedside table and on the sofa
Squatting and upside down
On land, in the air, in water.
I want to go to Moscow and Vologda.
And in the cold and in the summer heat.
I want to always... chat with you!!!
"Every day you take in your mouth"
Every day you take in your mouth
Move gently back and forth
And the mouth burns in orgasm,
White liquid flows.
True, great find.
That toothbrush of yours? :))
"If you become cancer - call"
Become a bird - fly!
Become a fish - swim!
Become a cat - come running!
Become a cancer - call!!!
"I will come to you at night"
I will come to you at night, I will crawl under the covers. I will find your sweet spot and suck it for a long time. Your bad mosquito.
"My tongue is mischievous"
My mischievous tongue wants to play with you. He wants to enter your mouth and start a little.
If you want what I want, call me.
"I want you!"
I want you! I want to turn your head, drag you into bed and make you hot and moan for a whole week! your flu.
"I feel bad without you"
I feel bad without you, I'm all burning and I'm on fire, I only dream of you. I want you, I want to drink and quench the thirst of the body. Come to me, because I'm on the edge. You are my favorite juice in a glass.
"Take off my dress"
Take off my dress, take off my bra, take off my panties... And never wear my things again!
"You undress, lie down and wait"
I want to visit you
Well, right after lunch,
You undress, lie down and wait,
So let's start the conversation!
"Peak hour"
Do you want to hug your body? Feel hot breath? Sweating from exhaustion? Enter, exit, move back and forth? What's the matter, get on the bus at rush hour!
"You're like a delicious peach"
You're like a delicious peach. I always stick out from you and, leaving the ground, I want you like a popsicle... I want you like Coca-Cola, I always have fun with you!!!
"Everyone Has Children"
Everyone has children: butterflies have children, fish, birds and even dogs. Only the pencil has no children, because it has an elastic band on the end!
"He will give me an orgasm..."
Gotta make it progressive
In private life, turn,
New - in bed with a sweetheart,
He doesn't expect this!
I will entangle with straps
I’ll teach a little with a whip,
He will give me an orgasm
Will do what I want!
"Take it in your hands"
Take it in your hands
Touch your lips
He's hard as a rock
Taste and press your bare cheek,
My favorite glass of Coca-Cola!
And she's still laughing...
Doesn't walk, doesn't drink
What, in kind, for business?
And she's still laughing
Glad - I didn’t give it at night!
"My favorite bed."
Today I will come to you, strip naked
And I will spend the night with you in bliss until morning. It's so good to be with you
My favorite bed.
"Where are you tonight?"
Where are you tonight? Where are you when I need you the most? Where are you, I want to feel you, your gentle touch on my naked body? Where are you, my damn pajamas?!
Dear, good morning!
You are so good today!
In this pajama and this hairstyle
I love looking at you so much!
Good morning my dear!
Smile charmingly now
After all, you are as beautiful as this early morning,
My gentle happiness, my sun and life!
Sunrise starts the day
Morning comes after sunrise
Brings the thought of you
Promises a new miracle.
I hug you in the morning
I wake you up with a kiss.
I will never leave you
Because I adore you.
Because I am without you
I can't imagine my life.
Wake up baby, the day has begun
I kiss you tightly, giving you my love.
Your sweet smile will let me gain
Energy and strength for the whole day and night.
I run my hand over your shoulder,
Let the morning last at least half a minute longer.
I'm glad you're with me, and I'll whisper softly:
"My dear, good morning!"
It's time. The alarm clock is ringing. Wake up.
Stretch. squint. Smile.
Play with the cat. Time! Look!
So much more trouble ahead.
Shower. Coffee. Makeup. Cat sausage.
Costume. Hairstyle. And some spirits.
I forgot my keys! Ah, on the powder nose!
Well, everything? Ready? Right? Good morning!
My love, you are already awake
Like a ray of sunshine, my dear.
I hasten to bring you coffee in bed,
So that you smile, warming with love.
I wish you a good day,
May he bring you success.
And may lilacs always bloom in your soul,
And nothing to stop you!
Good morning darling!
The sun shines through the window.
And it's time, my dear,
Wake up for a long time.
A new day begins
The world of beauty is full
Everything around is waking up
Wake up and you!
My love, wake up
Look with me in the morning.
To blue skies
On bird songs, voices.
" Hello!" the sun tells us
And a beam of light beckons him.
And a light fresh breeze
He says to everyone: “Hi, my friend!”
Take a look out the window,
And your heart will be happier.
And good morning we are together
Let's start having fun.
I woke up a little earlier today
And, looking at you, he smiled to himself.
You are still lying sweetly and gently,
Your wondrous dreams hold you tight.
Now, finally, quietly so you woke up,
Stretching, you gently smiled at me again.
“Good morning, my love,” I whisper to you.
“I am happy that I have you!”
Together with you tonight
We decided to meet the dawn.
And though the night was cold,
We were warmed by the light of hope.
We admired the night sky
We listened to crickets in the grass.
And did not notice how the sun
Woke up in the morning at dawn.
And at this hour wonderful, clear
I want to say to my love:
"You are the only one in the world for me,
Let's always meet the dawn!
Along with this good morning
I wish you happiness
To make your day wonderful
So that the sun without bad weather,
For you to be cheerful
Smiled and laughed
And always the same cheerful
Like today, woke up!
My sleepy miracle
Good morning, happy new day!
May my love and happiness
They will be relentless in it.
Wake up soon
Great success awaits you
I only wish the best
The one that is the best in the world!
Quite often it happens that young people in their lives are sometimes not at all nearby. And because of this, they quite often feel so sad and lonely. That is why you should always cheer each other up and try to do everything in order to cheer yourself up a little. This can be done in a special way. Namely, you will need to congratulate with the help of erotic cards good morning. If you do not know where exactly to find such postcards, then just go to our website. It provides for everyone who wants those postcards that you like. The main thing is just to go to our website and choose the postcard that you like best. Just download it and send it to the person who is so dear to you. Experience the warmest feelings with him, and then you can be so happy.
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