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SCENARIO OF NEW YEAR'S CORPORATE PARTIES

1 part of the feast
(melody sounds, presenters come to the microphone)

Presenter 1:
There are many wonderful holidays
Everyone comes in their turn.
But the best holiday in the world
The best holiday is New Year!
Host 2:
He comes on a snowy road
Having swirled snowflakes round dance.
The beauty of the mysterious and strict
Fills the heart of the New Year!
Presenter 1:
He gives us faith in a good case,
On the first day and in a new turn,
Helps to get better
To all the people of the world New Year!
Host 2:
Louder laughter and more joyful hugs,
And flies from all earthly latitudes
Clock chime. We are all brothers to each other!
On the planet holiday - New Year!
Chorus:
Happy New Year!
Presenter 1:
And we propose to raise the first glass for the outgoing old year!
Host 2:
Pouring champagne into glasses
And together we drink everything to the bottom!
We raise our toast to the old year,
Let's drink with you all, friends!

(they drink the first glass, have a snack, the song sounds)

Presenter 1:
And now, before the next toast is sounded, we would like to introduce you to the Charter of our evening, with its rules, which we hope you will all strictly and with great pleasure follow.
Host 2:
Rule 1:
Play and sing in your favorite hall,
That's why you were called here!
Presenter 1:
Rule 2:
Let's forgive all the mistakes today, but not the lack of a smile!
Host 2:
Rule 3:
Sleep seven times, rest once!
Presenter 1:
Rule 4:
Boring will be sent back
You can get bored at home, absolutely free!
Host 2:
Rule 5:
Entrance to our evening is free, but exit from the hall is by tickets signed by the hosts of the evening. The price of an exit ticket is 42 smiles, 1000 handclaps, 5000 body movements in the dance.
Presenter 1:
And now that you are familiar with the rules of the evening, we can move on to its main part - to friendly congratulations and wishes - because on the eve of the New Year they sound especially exciting.
Host 2:
Our chef prepared words of congratulations and wishes for you, he has a word for New Year's greetings!

(the director makes a toast)

Presenter 1:
Pour alcohol into glasses
And together we drink again to the bottom.
For the director's toast, we raise a glass,
Please note, there is more than one glass waiting for you today!
Host 2:
In this regard, I would like to give you the following instruction:
Drink, laugh, have fun
But you know the measure in everything.
Drink so that the New Year
Didn't give you any trouble.
To Santa Claus
I didn’t take it to the sobering-up station!

(drink and eat)

Presenter 1:
Dear friends! Continue to eat, but we ask you not only to eat, but also listen to us very carefully.
Host 2:
And we will introduce you to some interesting pages of history related to the celebration of the New Year.
Presenter 1:
The custom of celebrating the New Year on the night of January 1 was introduced in Rus' in 1700. Prior to this, the New Year was celebrated on September 1. And we owe New Year's fun to Peter I. It was he who began to hold fun winter assemblies with fireworks in the winter night sky, he came up with decorating houses and gates with pine branches.
Host 2:
And the custom of decorating a Christmas tree for the holiday appeared later in European countries. For the first time, the Christmas tree began to be decorated in the first half of the 17th century in Alsace. Then it was the territory of Germany, now it is part of France.
They chose this particular tree because it was believed that the Christmas tree has magical powers and its needles protect from evil. In addition, the tree is evergreen, which means it brings long life and health to people.
At that time, the Christmas tree was decorated with paper roses. She began to decorate with glass toys only in the middle of the 19th century. Where Christmas trees do not grow, other trees decorate. For example, in Vietnam, a peach replaces a Christmas tree; in Japan, bamboo and plum branches are added to pine branches.
By the middle of the 19th century, the tree becomes famous in Russia.
Presenter 1:
But since the October Revolution, the tradition of celebrating the New Year at a smart Christmas tree has been forgotten, as a bourgeois holiday that contradicts the worker-peasant worldview. And only in the mid-30s did the New Year holidays revive in our country and the Christmas tree was no longer considered a “bourgeois prejudice”.
Host 2:
And today, the Christmas tree is again the main participant in the New Year's holiday in any home.
The Christmas tree came to our holiday. Here she is, in front of you - beautiful, elegant. And now we invite everyone to sing together in honor of our green guest a song that we all know well from childhood.
Presenter 1:
But only the words of this song will be different - taking into account the fact that, unfortunately, we are all no longer children.
You have the words of a New Year's song about a Christmas tree for adults on your tables. Take them in your hands, put up glasses if necessary, gather your spirit and thoughts. And with feeling, lyrically, sometimes nostalgically, we sing a song about a Christmas tree!

(the song about the Christmas tree is performed)

The Forest Raised a Christmas Tree,
She grew up in the forest.
We sing, remembering youth,
And youth is gone.

We no longer believe in fairy tales
New Year's Eve dreams.
And Santa Claus presents,
It doesn't bring us.

We sang about the Christmas tree
For every New Year.
And even though we're old
But the tree lives on.

Thank you little chick
What did you have with us?
And lots and lots of joy
She brought us life.

Presenter 1:
Well done! You did a good job with the first task for children of kindergarten age. We hope that our next tasks will not take you by surprise.
Host 2:
And remember that...
Those who will have more fun
Today in this room.
We will reward such people
Good prizes.
Presenter 1:
Happy New Year with a new happiness,
With new joy to you all.
Let it ring with us today
Songs, music and laughter!
That is why we propose to raise the next toast!

(drink and eat)

Presenter 1:
There is a legend. Once, on New Year's Eve, the Buddha called the animals together and promised to reward them. 12 animals came to him: a mouse, a buffalo, a tiger, a rabbit, a dragon, a snake, a horse, a sheep, a monkey, a rooster, a dog, a boar. All these animals received "possession" for a year. Host 2:
The eastern horoscope believes that people born in the year of an animal receive the features and character of this animal. And now we would like to test it.
To do this, we ask all those who were born in the year that we are to celebrate - the year of the dog, to come out to us.

(people born in the year of the dog come out in the middle)

Presenter 1:
According to the eastern horoscope, those born in the year of the Dog are the most ...

(a competition is being held. If there are a lot of “dogs”, then not all, but only 3-4 people can be involved in the competition. The winner needs to be awarded a prize. Prizes can also be awarded to other participants in this competition.)

Host 2:
And now we will check the intelligence of our "dogs". And we will do it in the following way, while you fill the glasses, the "dogs" will have to come up with words of congratulations for you and offer us the next toast.

(words of congratulations and toast "dogs")

Presenter 1:
New Year is the time for fulfillment of desires. These desires may be very different, but we all wish the coming year to be more joyful and happy.
In anticipation of a miracle, we read various horoscopes to find out what the stars tell us about the coming day. After all, a person is so arranged that he always wants to know about his past, present and future. This need especially increases on New Year's Eve. And now we want to satisfy your curiosity.
Astrologer:
Only now, and only once, can you find out about your future destiny.
One of you has only to gild my pen, and I will give you an accurate forecast about your future.
Host 2:
Dear colleagues, friends, ladies and gentlemen, I invite everyone present to make a wish. Guessed?
Now look at the back of the back of your chair, there is a number. Looked?
Remember it, since the fulfillment of your desire will largely be determined by it.
Astrologer:
Remembering the number that you got, remember the wish that you made, and carefully listen to the forecast about whether your wish will come true or not.
Raise your hand, who got the number 1.
Remember, you need to act boldly, decisively, risky, assertive. All this is required to fulfill your desire. It can come true, but for this you have to fight.
Astrologer:
Number 2: Your desire will come true, which will undoubtedly bring you joy and a sense of fullness of life. Moreover, nothing will interfere with the fulfillment of your desire.
Astrologer:
Digit 3: Stands for an unequivocal "no". The forecast advises you to abandon decisive action, not to try to overcome circumstances. Nothing good will come of this.
Astrologer:
Number 4: The time has not yet come for the fulfillment of your desire. You have to wait, and then maybe it will come true.
Astrologer:
Number 5: Says that you have every chance of getting what you want. This figure inspires hope, predicts success, promises good conditions for the fulfillment of the plan.
Astrologer:
Number 6: A categorical "no". The path to the fulfillment of desires is completely closed. What you want won't come true. But if you gild my pen again, perhaps the prognosis will be more favorable.
Astrologer:
Number 7: Number of luck. But don't interpret it as an exact "yes" to your question. The forecast suggests that you will be given a wide range of opportunities to fulfill your desire, and extremely favorable ones. You will use them to the fullest if you show will and moderate your conceit.
Astrologer:
Number 8: What you wished for may come true, but on the condition that in achieving what you want, you will not act headlong, spontaneously. The exact answer will give you the voice of reason. Gossip and intrigue can serve as a hindrance to what was conceived.
Astrologer:
Number 9: This is “yes”, and the wish will come true without any effort. The forecast for you is formed in such a way that you will not have any obstacles in the way of achieving what you want.

(then the presenter chooses 2-3 people from among those who thought of the number 9, and invites them to the microphone)

(guests talk about their desires)

Presenter 1:
If you are lucky today, may you be lucky in everything. Therefore, the following words of congratulations to your colleagues and a toast to you.

(congratulations and a toast to those that the forecast should come true)

(drink and eat)

Presenter 1:
And now it's time for another test. To do this, we invite one representative from each structural division of our team to come to the microphones.

(representatives come to the microphone)

Host 2:
Dear friends, now you will all take part in the poetry competition. After all, every person is a poet at heart, even if he cannot come up with a single rhyme.
Presenter 1:
Do not be afraid, the poems have already been composed for you, you just need to come up with the last word. We will read poetry, and you call this word. Whoever quickly, better and more will name words in rhyme, he will become the winner.
All people present at the table participate in the commission for counting votes.
Is the competition condition clear? Then we start:
To do makeup
Acquired by a beauty ... (trillage)

Nudist club as an application
Accepts abandoned .... (swimming trunks)

All the girls fell in love with themselves once
Rybnikov in comedy ... (Girls)

One can and many jars
The thrush is taking to ... (market)

burst milk bag
Poured trousers and ... (jacket)

Wrote one blond so for fun-
In the column country of birth ... (Angola)

Tell me darling frankly
Was it from your side ... (treason)

In Lukomorye, the cat decided
That he is local ... (racketeer, brawler, guarded)

Grand stage and screen-
Italian ... (Cilentano)

Once a new faith light
I lit the Arabs ... (Mohammed)

Scarier and more dangerous than a mine
For climbers mountain ... (top)

Publications are kept by the library
And dominoes and cards ... (game library)

I, as a karateka, will not calm down,
If they don’t give me a black ... (belt)

Both times have already expired.
And the scoreboard is still ... (zeros)

Cargo sumo champion
It's good to have a big ... (belly)

The sports elite is happy
Another one is coming again ... (Olympiad)

The wolf, after watching football, decided in the end:
“Like me, they are also being fed…(legs).”

The summit was almost conquered
But the snow (avalanche) prevented.

Host 2:
The calculation showed that he won this competition .... He is awarded a prize and the honorary right to say congratulations and the next toast.

(congratulations and toast to the winner of the competition)

Presenter 1:
We laughed a lot and joked a lot
But here's one thing we completely forgot.
Who will say: what awaits us friends ahead?
Who should come to the party immediately?

(those sitting at the table shout that this is Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden)

Host 2:
You are right, of course, this is Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden, without which not a single New Year's Eve is complete.
But in order for them to come to us for the holiday, we must call them. Given that Santa Claus is already aged, you need to call them together, and as loudly as possible.

(those sitting at the table shout “Grandfather Frost, Snow Maiden” several times)

Presenter 1:
With wind, blizzard and snow
Grandfather Frost rushes gray-haired with a young Snow Maiden.
Meet Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden!

(only one Snow Maiden appears in a very modern outfit)

Snow Maiden:
So ... everything is already assembled, but for some reason my grandfather is not there yet.
Where is my cell? We must call.

(pulls out phone from bag)

Hello, is this Zarya? What? Not "Dawn", but why are you picking up the phone then? What? Did I dial the wrong number? You don't blow my brains! Look for "Dawn"!
I dialed the number and will wait. So do not pull the rubber and give me "Dawn".

Hello Zarya? Snow Maiden says. What do I want? I want to ask who will I work with today?
How to work where? At the evening with the employees of the College of Economics.
Where are they? Yes, they are sitting at the table, staring at me with all their eyes, as if they had never seen the Snow Maiden.
What? Can you send Santa Claus now? Why not Santa Claus? Santa Clauses somehow already bothered me.
What? Santa Clauses only for currency and everything like hot cakes? Damn it, I didn't have time!
Well, well, well, let's at least Santa Claus, but not quite ancient.

(referring to those at the table)

Wait a bit, now my grandfather will dust, and we will powder your brains. That is, we will entertain.

(Santa Claus comes out, also dressed in a modern outfit)

Father Frost:
We didn't see each other for a whole year.
I missed you.
I would hug you all today
On this New Year's holiday.
Yes, I'm afraid not enough hands ...
Snow Maiden:
My grandfather is also that beetle!
Hey Frost, don't get carried away
Mind your own business.
Congratulate come on people
I want to drink soon!
Father Frost:
New Year knocks on the window
Congratulations people!
On the snowy path
I arrived at the desired time.
I gave you blizzards as a gift,
Wind, sun and frost
And the resinous smell of spruce,
And a whole lot of hope.
Happy New Year to you friends
Congratulations on the tree! I!
Snow Maiden:
Happy New Year
We wish you much happiness
And we want that on the Christmas tree,
Instead of holiday animals,
There were many different
Half liter vials.
To Santa Claus in a smile,
Half-drunk squinting eyes
The most delicious, the sweetest
He treated you to champagne.
Father Frost:
We wish you a clear sky
And crystal air
twelve months of spring
And nothing sad!
Snow Maiden:
Happy New Year
We wish you happiness and joy!
Father Frost:
Everyone who is single - get married,
Everyone who is in a quarrel - make peace,
Forget about insults.
Snow Maiden:
Everyone who is sick - become healthy,
Blossom rejuvenate.
Everyone who is skinny - become fatter
Too fat - lose weight.
Father Frost:
Too smart - to become simpler,
Not far away - to grow wiser.
Snow Maiden:
All gray-haired - to darken,
So that the bald hair on the top of the head thickens,
like Siberian forests!
Father Frost:
To songs, to dances
They never shut up.
Chorus:
Happy New Year! Happy New Year!
May you be in trouble!

(a toast is raised to the New Year)

Father Frost:
You have known me for a long time
We are old friends.
Meet at the festival
Not the first year of me.
I am a winter grandfather prankster
Naughty beyond his years
And so that the holiday is a success
I'll set the tone for him!

(a dance melody sounds, which is performed by Santa Claus, the Snow Maiden and guests whom they invite as partners)

Father Frost:
You've been waiting for this day for a long time
Haven't seen each other for a whole year.
Stand up, friends
Everything is faster in a round dance.
With song, dance and fun
Let's celebrate the New Year together!

(raise all the guests from the table in a round dance around the Christmas tree)

Snow Maiden:
So that on a big holiday
It became more fun
In a round dance we will go
Let's sing a song together.

(dance around the Christmas tree)
(block of dances and competitions)

Presenter 1:
We played, we had fun
And worked hard
It was hard for all of us
We have lost a lot of strength.
Need a little rest
And eat at least a little.

(invite everyone to the table)

2 part of the feast

Presenter 1:
Again the postman goes to the neighbors,
How rarely news comes to us sometimes.
But they say that on New Year's Eve
The hearts of relatives are always together.
Host 2:
New Year is a family holiday. Therefore, today we meet him in the circle of colleagues, and tomorrow we will celebrate the New Year in the circle of our relatives and friends. Those who love and appreciate us no matter what.
Presenter 1:
So let's raise our glasses to all our relatives and friends, and all together say such simple, but such exciting words that we say to each other only once a year: “Happy New Year to you! With new happiness!".

(everyone says these words in unison)

Host 2:
For the happiness of our relatives, loved ones, friends, we offer to drink a glass to the bottom. And then, whatever the distance between you and the people dear to you, your hearts will always be together.

(drink, eat)

Presenter 1:
And now we invite you to sing along with us. Pay attention to the lyrics of the song that are on your table. Let's try to do it all together.

(a song is performed to the melody "Call me with you")

Again from me the wind of good hopes
takes you away
Leaving us not even a shadow in return,
and he won't ask
Maybe we want to stay with you
With yellow autumn leaves
Happy summer dream.
Chorus:
But the new year is coming
And the evil nights go
We'll meet you again
So that the path does not prophesy for us.
We will come to where you are
Draw the sun in the sky
Where are the broken dreams
They regain the power of height.
The old year has passed like a shadow
in the crowd of passers-by.
Here is the last day to end
and you come.
You will give us joy, do not hide grievances.
And as before loving
we meet you again.
Chorus:
But the new year is coming
And the evil nights go
We'll meet you again
No matter what the path prophesies to us
We will come to where you are
Draw the sun in the sky
Where are the broken dreams
They regain the power of height.

Presenter 1:
After such a soulful song, I had a toast.
Host 2:
Which?
Presenter 1:
Let's raise this toast to the fact that our dreams will always gain the power of height. And so that the New Year will give us only joyful days!
Host 2:
To the beat of the clock, to the sounds of a waltz
We wish you again on New Year's Eve
Raise a glass to peace and happiness
Hope, faith and love!

(raises a toast)

(the astrologer conducts a comic fortune-telling)

Presenter 1:
And now, dear friends, colleagues, let's warm up a little.
I propose, without leaving the table, to play one old game, "FANTA".
You have been fulfilling all kinds of orders from your immediate superiors for a whole year, and now, if you please, fulfill my, comic orders.
To simplify everything, we have already prepared forfeits. And everyone I ask about this now, pull out one fanta leaflet and complete the task that is written on it.

(He approaches those sitting at the table and asks them to take a phantom. Everyone who draws out a phantom immediately completes the task.)

Tasks for phantoms:
1. Apologize to your neighbor (neighbor) and get his (her) forgiveness
2. Kiss a neighbor (neighbor).
3. Explain to a deaf neighbor (neighbor) that you are very hungry.
4. Have a drink on brotherhood with a neighbor (neighbor).
5. Depict the flight of an eagle
6. Crow three times
7. Give (if you can) your neighbors something.
8. Depict a child lost at the station.
9. Compliment your colleagues.
10. Say solemnly the phrase "I sit for the fourth day at the table and drink."
11. Depict how you eat last year's cracker.
12. Shout in a scandalous voice: "I'm not some kind of there, I'm decent!"
13. Sing your favorite song.
14. Explain with your eyes or facial expressions in love to a neighbor (neighbor)
15. Try to persuade your neighbor to drink wine or vodka.
16. Propose a toast and wish everyone a Happy New Year.

Host 2:
What do you think, who coped with the task, that is, with the execution of the order, is the best.

(Everyone chooses the most efficient colleague).

Presenter 1:
He is given the title of "the most executive in the college", a prize is awarded and an opportunity is given to wish everyone a Happy New Year!

(congratulations and a toast to the winner of the game of forfeits))

Host 2:
And now we again invite representatives from different tables to the microphone.

(3-4 representatives come out)

Presenter 1:
You will sing with us now. Each of you will try to remember a verse of songs about the New Year, about winter, snow, blizzards and frosts - and begin to sing this verse. Those sitting at his table can sing along.
The conditions of the contest are clear, then we will start the song contest.
Dear viewers, only once, while traveling from Paris to Moscow, the best soloists of the La Scala Opera House sing for you!

(a competition is held, the winner is determined, he is awarded a prize and the floor is given for congratulations and a toast)

(words of congratulations and a toast to the winner of the song contest)

Host 2:
In the days filled with New Year's worries, we still find time to look back at the path we have traveled and to fix our eyes on tomorrow, even more joyful and happy. And so today, on the eve of the New Year, I would like to conduct a small sociological survey of colleagues who came to the New Year's holiday.

(asks questions to people sitting at the table)

What good has the past year brought you?
What dreams and hopes do you associate with the upcoming New Year?
How are you planning to celebrate the New Year holidays?
What would you like to wish your colleagues?

Presenter 1:
And now I ask everyone who just took part in the sociological survey and answered our questions so brilliantly to come to the microphone.

(survey participants leave, they are given the floor for congratulations and a toast)

(congratulations and a toast to the participants of the sociological survey)

Host 2:
Listen, (addressing 1 host) I want to tell you a funny story.
One Jew is asked: “Rabinovich, why do you look so haggard? You don't have a face."
“You see, I came to the hippodrome today, there are a lot of people there. At the same time, the lace on my shoe came undone. I bent down to tie it, and suddenly someone put a saddle on my back.
"So what"?
"Nothing. Came third."
Presenter 1:
After listening to your story, I realized that we should probably announce a competition for the best joke. The most original storyteller will win a prize.

(a joke competition is held, a prize is awarded to the winner and he is given the right to congratulate his colleagues and make the next toast)

(toast of the winner of the joke contest)

Presenter 1:
Good luck, without promising, I hope that the New Year
It will save you all from sorrows and unforeseen worries.
I still hope for something else, and I believe in it fervently,
That happiness awaits all of you like never before.

(suggested toast in a circle)

Host 2:
Dances and games, songs and jokes
Games and dances again and again
All of you have already rested a little.
We invite you to dance again.

(block of dances and competitions)

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SCENARIO OF THE NEW YEAR CORPORATE PARTY

Characters: Zoya Veselushkina, Pyotr Charodeev, Nikolai Non-smokers, Leonid Non-drinkers, Katerina Balabolkina, Father Frost, Snegurochka.
The melody of the song “Snowflake” sounds (music by E. Krylatova. The presenters enter the middle of the hall - elegant Zoya Veselushkina and Pyotr Charodeev, dressed in a wizard costume.)
Zoya:
There is a lot of space in our hall for Jokes, games, dances, songs! Peter: It's elegant and beautiful, The lights are shining playfully!
Zoya:
Christmas tree with coniferous aroma Gave everyone richly!
Peter:
I am immensely glad to see your fervent, sweet look!
Zoya:
We promise you surprises And funny reprises!
Peter:
Let's celebrate the New Year together Without sadness and worries! Zoya:
New Year's carousel is turned on for you: Zoya Veselushkina
Peter:
And Peter Charodeev!
Zoya:
The song, as you know, decorates any holiday.
Peter:
And we have an unusual song - New Year's.
Veselushkina and Charodeev sing "New Year's Song" to the tune of the song "Snowflake".
new year song
1. When there is a blizzard outside the windows And the night is longer than the day, The last sheet of the calendar Calls, cunningly enticing. Rip it off and the New Year will come at the cherished hour. The chimes are about to strike the whole country 12 times. 2. Secretly make wishes While the chimes are beating. They are in a magical moment of the night Give anyone a chance. Will fulfill all the coming year, Only firmly believe in yourself; And there is no way back In the past year now. Chorus: We are at the table This holiday will meet In the circle of loved ones and friends. May the year be good and bright, Give joy to our children, And give happiness to a string of days to all of us as soon as possible!
Zoya
(to Charodeev): In my opinion, the beginning turned out just wonderful.
Peter:
Yes. Everyone liked the song - we applauded loudly. Zoya:
Now it's time for a fun game.
Peter
: Right. The game is called "All the way around". The game "All the way around"
The hosts say phrases, and the audience must answer "yes" or "no" regardless of the rhyme. - Joke festive bouquet Need you? Of course ... (Yes.) - At work, we always Talk about idleness ... (No.) - We have one secret, We will reveal it? ... (Yes.) - Guessed without difficulty! Autumn is coming ... (No.) - The hall is warmed with smiles, So there will be a holiday? .. (Yes.) - We will celebrate then, Let's say boredom together ... (No.) - Santa Claus went to the buffet. Will we wait for him? .. (Yes.) - When will he return, Will we scold Grandfather? .. (No.) - A very correct answer! Does Grandpa love us? .. (Yes.) - Sometimes Grandfather forgets gifts at home? .. (No.)
Zoya:
Peter, don't you think that Santa Claus is actually delayed? He and his granddaughter Snegurochka should already be here. (Looks at the clock.)
Peter:
Don't worry, Zoya, they'll be in our hall now.
Zoya:
We'll have to loudly call Santa Claus with the Snow Maiden.
Peter:
We won't call anyone out loud. This is an outdated way.
Zoya:
What then needs to be done? Peter:
Nothing needs to be done. Let me handle this honorable mission. No wonder I recently graduated from wizarding courses.
Charodeev adjusts his suit and with an important look, throwing up his hands, whispers something. As a result, nothing happens.
Zoya:
Peter, what were you whispering so hard?
Peter:
Magic spell.
Zoya:
Let me know why?
Peter:
So that Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden appear now in our hall.
Zoya:
For some reason they just don't exist. Maybe you mixed up the spell?
Peter:
No, everything seems to be done correctly. I want to confess that I am practicing miracles for the first time, I want to make a lot of surprises today.
Zoya:
Peter, can you try to perform your first miracle again?
Peter:
With great pleasure!
Charodeev again tries to use his magical abilities, but in vain.
Zoya
(discouraged): Unfortunately, you again failed.
Peter:
Don't worry, Zoya. The third time, my magic spell will definitely work.
Charodeev again makes a helpless gesture and whispers a spell. The lights go out in the hall, drumming sounds. Then the light turns on and everyone sees two men who are standing and looking at others in surprise.
Zoya
(cheerfully): Oh, it's Nikolai Nesmoking and Leonid Nedipishchikh - our colleagues!
Peter:
How did you get here?
Nicholas:
We ourselves wanted to know this.
Leonid:
We sat in the reading room of the city library, got acquainted with the latest press. (Shows a newspaper.)
Zoya:
Fresh press is good. We invite you to join in the fun. Peter:
Take your seats at the festive table, please!
Nicholas
(surprised): At the table?
Leonid:
We lead a healthy lifestyle.
Nicholas:
We don't smoke. Leonid
: We don't drink.
Zoya:
Nobody offers you to smoke and drink.
Nicholas:
And I see a subject with a cigarette.
Leonid:
And there is champagne on the tables.
Peter:
Colleagues, let's not breed demagoguery. Better tell us something funny.
Nicholas:
It's possible.
Leonid:
For example, I watched one musical on the video, “Kolobok is a rich side” is called.
Nicholas:
Lenya, can you show it to everyone now?
Leonid:
Not bad idea. Kolya! (Into the hall.) Look at your health! Musical "Gingerbread man - a rich side"
Characters: Grandfather, Grandmother, Gingerbread Man, Hare, Wolf, Bear, Fox. (The actors are dressed in a modern way with elements of their characters' costumes. Non-smokers and non-drinkers alternate in the role of the host.) Host: Once upon a time there were Grandfather and Grandmother. (Grandfather and Grandma come out and sing to the motive of the chorus of the song “Many, many” from the repertoire of the ABBA ensemble.) Song of Grandfather and Grandma Money, money, money We saved up. We have them! Poor, poor, poor They used to live, Than now! Now we'll both live on the envy of everyone! If there is a lot of money, Troubles will get around!
Grandfather:
Grandma, look how much money you and I have accumulated! grandmother:
Apparently invisible!
Grandfather:
Grandmother, I'm afraid that they can rob us and the iron door will not save us, and the bars on the windows too.
grandma
: Where do we hide our money?
Grandfather:
Bake them in Kolobok, no one will covet it for sure.
grandmother:
Well, you, Grandfather, came up with it. I'll bake now. (Imitates baking.)
Leading:
Baked Grandma Kolobok. (Kolobok comes out and sings to the motive of the verse of the song “Bouquet” from the repertoire of A. Barykin.)
Song Kolobok
I became cool! There is no richer me! I'm full of money! I was lucky - Rich relatives! She guessed my appetite!
Grandfather:
Cool Kolobok turned out!
grandma
: Kolobok is a rich side!
Grandfather:
Now you can sleep peacefully! (Grandfather and Grandmother leave.)
Leading:
Kolobok got bored. He decided to have fun. He left the apartment, and the Alcoholic Hare was walking towards him. (Hare comes out and sings to the motive of the verse of the song “Yesterday” from the repertoire of the Beatles ensemble.)
Song of the Hare
I didn't drink. I haven't had a drink since tonight. I haven't cleared my throat yet. I feel very, very sorry for myself. Where to find? For a bottle of money, where can I find it? Can I visit someone to visit, Hurry pour my sadness? ..
Hare:
Gingerbread man, hangover with me for the company.
Kolobok:
Why not hangover - hangover!
Hare
(joyfully): Then you have a bottle!
Leading
: I bought a bun of expensive wine, drank it with the Hare, blushed and went on. Suddenly, from around the corner, the Wolf-robber turns out.
(The Wolf appears and sings to the motive of the song “And I recognize the sweetheart by the gait” from the repertoire of G. Sukachev.) Song of the Wolf
And I recognize the fraer by his gait. The gaze of my intent pocket attracted him. I would be happy with such an unheard-of find - This fraer will give me a wallet!
Wolf:
Life or wallet?! (Puts a gun to the side of the kolobok.)
Kolobok
(frightened): Life. Wolf: Then you have to fork out!
Leading:
Gingerbread Man laid out a large amount of money to the Wolf. The wolf was delighted and released Kolobok. Kolobok goes further and sees a casino.
Approaches Kolobok Bear-sharper.
(The Bear comes out and sings to the motive of the chorus of the song “For Dear Ladies!” From the repertoire of M. Shufutinsky.) Song of the Bear
I love to play cards - Talent in this can not be taken away! I'll cheat a simpleton, Playing poker with him, a fool! I know a lot about cards since childhood! I'm more of a sharpie than a gambler, But no one even knows all this!
Bear:
Gingerbread Man, I see you're a tough guy! Shall we play cards?
Kolobok
(fun): Let's play!
Bear
: Then the money is on the table!
Leading
: Gingerbread man lost a lot of money to the Bear and sadly wandered away ... Out of nowhere, the Fox-confusing appears in front of him.
(The Fox appears and sings to the tune of the chorus of the song "Toy" from the repertoire of I. Allegrova.)
Song of the Fox
Where are you, dear passer-by? I will warm you and save you. Appear, good, my dear, Appreciate the innumerable beauty. You will forget about everything with me, Even about your beloved wife. You'll know what I'm worth, Wishing me now alone, me alone. Fox:
Kolobok, do you want to have a good time?
Kolobok
: Wish.
Fox:
Then come with me. (Takes Kolobok by the arm and leads him out of the hall.)
Leading:
He squandered the last money and returned back to Grandfather and Grandmother for new luggage.
Zoya:
A very instructive story.
Peter:
Thank you for showing the musical!
Nicholas:
Let's go, Lenya, to celebrate the non-alcoholic New Year.
Leonid:
With great joy!
The non-smokers and non-drinkers leave after wishing everyone a Happy New Year.
Zoya:
What a good feast we get, everything is according to etiquette!
Peter:
Zoya, let's cancel etiquette for a while?
Zoya
(surprised): Peter, don't you like table etiquette?
Peter:
Of course I like it. I just wanted to run a competition called "Gluttony". Competition "Gluttony"
Two participants in the competition are invited to demonstrate eating salad that is inconsistent with etiquette. The audience chooses the winner with applause, i.е. the one who will empty his plate more ridiculously.
Zoya:
Peter, do you know how to show tricks?
Peter:
Of course! I've graduated from wizarding courses!
Charodeev shows tricks. As a result of the last trick, he gets rubber gloves with small holes at the end of each finger.
Zoya:
Oops, rubber gloves! Peter, what are you going to do with them?
Peter:
Conduct another contest! Competition "Milkmen"
4 contestants are divided into pairs. Each pair is given a rubber glove filled with water: one holds the glove, the second squeezes water out of each finger. The winner is the pair that quickly milked the water from their glove.
Zoya:
A wonderful competition, only it reminded me more of autumn with rain than the New Year.
Peter:
I have read your thoughts, Zoya, and now I will do what you want!
Charodeev throws up his hands, whispers a magic spell. The lights go out in the hall, drumming sounds. Then the light turns on and everyone sees a smartly dressed girl with curlers in her hair.
Zoya:
Peter, I was thinking about the Snow Maiden, and not about our employee Katerina Balabolkina.
Peter:
I don't understand how she got here. (Shrugs.)
Katerina
(quick speech): I don’t understand anything either: I just stood at the mirror at home, I was going here for a holiday, and suddenly I found myself on it, I didn’t even have time to take off the curlers. (Takes off the curlers and puts them under the Christmas tree.)
Peter:
You are always late, Katerina.
Katerina:
Better late than never! Tell me, how did I get into this room?
Zoya
: Pyotr Charodeev did his best. He is now a wizard.
Peter:
True, I spoke a magic spell to the Snow Maiden, but for some reason you appeared. Katerina
(ironic): Only a half-educated wizard can do that, like the one from a famous song! Zoya:
Let's not criticize each other, let's have fun.
Katerina
: I love this!
Zoya:
Then tell us a funny story.
Katerina:
Now I'll tell you - even stand, even fall! Monologue "Blond Wig"
I met a man. He is such an intelligent all, in general, very literate. He invited me to the theater for an operetta. Of course, I immediately agreed. I spent the whole day picking out a dress. Finally, she dressed up - a neighbor came in and did not recognize her. The beauty, she says, is the spitting image of Marilyn Monroe, only her hair is dark. But she quickly solved this problem - she brought her new blond wig. On the street, passers-by look at me fascinated, and in the subway one pensioner noticed that I looked like an idol of his youth, whom he forgot his name. I suggested the name of the idol to him and the pensioner enthusiastically agreed. So I got to the theatre. My intelligo with flowers stands, worries, casts admiring glances at me, but does not fit. Just think, what a modest one! Actually, I went up to him and greeted him. What was his bewilderment, you should have seen! He stammered, "Hello." And I reminded that it was time to take seats in the hall. For some reason, my intelligo began to look around, but seeing no one, he agreed. There was no queue in the cloakroom. My gallant cavalier politely offered his services in helping me take off my cloak. I suddenly felt like a true Marilyn Monroe and, enchanted, freed myself from the headdress that my neighbor had rented. The cloakroom attendant looked at me strangely, but she completed her mission. Here my intelligo changed bewilderment to joy, as if he saw an old acquaintance in me. His behavior seemed incomprehensible to me, but I did not show it. An overture sounded in the hall. We took our places according to the tickets and began to enthusiastically watch the operetta. During the intermission, walking in the lobby, I looked at myself in the mirror (it should be noted that I did this for the first time in my entire stay in the theater) and discovered a terrible fact - there was no wig on my head! I began to think about what excuse I would give my neighbor. My gentleman seemed to notice nothing, was, as before, courteous. When, at my request, he went to the buffet for a chocolate bar, I immediately went down to the wardrobe. The cloakroom attendant handed me a raincoat and... a wig. And I thought that it was stolen: it was somehow removed from my head during an operetta action. I stuffed my wig into my bag and ran out of the theatre. Then I did not care at all about the refined intelligo. That evening, I firmly decided never to wear wigs again in my life - for the first and last time! My delicate beau called the next day and said that I was charming, mysterious and unpredictable. To all this, he also added that he loves various surprises and invited me to the ballet. It turns out that the wig came in handy after all by the way!
Peter:
Indeed - at least stand, at least fall!
Zoya:
And what kind of curiosities do not happen with lovers!
Katerina:
That's for sure! Tell me, hosts, are there any dances planned for the celebration today?
Peter:
Certainly planned.
Zoya:
Their time has just come.
Katerina
: Let's dance then!
Dancing. After dancing to the sound of fanfare, Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden enter the hall.
Peter:
Finally, Grandfather Frost and his granddaughter Snegurochka came to us!
Zoya:
We've already been waiting for you! Snow Maiden:
We are always glad to come to you on New Year's holiday! We have traveled a lot with Grandpa today.
Father Frost:
But snowdrifts have never been an obstacle. Every year we hurry to where we are very welcome!
Peter:
After a long journey, you need to rest. (Seats guests on chairs by the Christmas tree.)
Zoya:
And at this time we will listen to family verses!
A woman and a man perform verses to the motive of the song "You are my dear."
Family verses 1. You are my dear, Let's go home as soon as possible. There, in your native mansions, you will be happy with me. My dear, why did I marry? It's very boring at home, There's only you. 2. My dear, then let's not go home. Let's walk the night. It's like you're single. My dear, I have not been a boy for a long time, To walk arm in arm And look at you. 3. My dear, let's go to the cinema. The film is interesting to watch there is not prohibited. My dear, I'm not an idol - Sit in one place And look at the screen. 4. My dear, then let's go to the forest. Let's have fun, sing a song. My dear, Go there yourself And have fun, if you want. Stay there forever. 5. My dear, let's go to a restaurant. Together we will rest from everything. Back off, wife! You got me! There are enough cute people in the restaurant even without you!
The man grabs the host with the Snow Maiden by the arms and takes them and the hall away. The woman, waving her hand, takes her place among the spectators.
Father Frost:
Where did he take my granddaughter? Peter:
Don't worry, Grandfather Frost will bring you back soon, but for now we will hold a competition called "What are you standing, swinging ..."! Father Frost:
I know a lot of competitions, but I have never heard of this one.
Peter:
This is a very funny contest!... (Gathers the contestants from the auditorium and addresses them.) You have to compose one verse each, the first line should begin the same way: “What are you standing swinging ...” For example: What are you standing, swinging, Like a blade of grass in May? Ride all day, That's right, you're on the tram. Or here's another: Why are you standing, swaying, bug-eyed fool? If I drank a little, I would say so right away. Competition "What are you standing, swinging ..."
Each contestant is given a piece of paper and a pen. (In the process of composing verses, dances are held.) Contestants are allowed to use the help of dancers. Then the newly created creations are performed to the motive of the song "Thin Rowan". The winners of the competition are determined by applause.
The presenter with the Snow Maiden appears in the hall.
Father Frost:
Granddaughter, you missed one very interesting contest.
Snow Maiden:
I think that my game will seem no less interesting to everyone, it will help to instantly get rid of unnecessary problems.
The game "Extra Problems" Everyone present in the hall is given a piece of paper and a pen. Everyone writes their problems and puts a folded piece of paper on the leader's tray. Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden set fire to the contents of the tray with burning candles.
Snow Maiden:
Now all of you have got rid of your problems that remained in the old year.
Father Frost:
And since the old year is saying goodbye to you, it means that the New Year begins without any problems.
The phonogram "Battle of the chimes" sounds. Leading pour champagne into glasses.
Snow Maiden:
Champagne flows like a river, Filling wine glasses. Let's raise them for the New Year, Without losing moments! May it bring you, friends, Health, a lot of laughter, Prosperity in the family, Success in all matters! Santa Claus: Let's celebrate the New Year with a cheerful kind look. It's good that we are all gathered here now! Sweet smiles from the heart There is nothing more beautiful! The New Year has come to us, friends, And with it love and happiness!
All those present drain their wine glasses, the feast begins ..
Zoya:
Our Christmas carousel is picking up speed! Let's keep having fun! Game "Funny handkerchiefs"
Players are divided into 2 teams, each forming a circle. Players stand one behind the other and receive a handkerchief. To cheerful music, they begin to tie handkerchiefs in front of those standing: the second to the first, the third to the second ... the first to the last. At the same time, those in front should stand with their backs to those who tie a handkerchief for them, and not correct it. The team that completed the task first wins, and how the headscarves are worn on the players is also evaluated. (It is possible that this game will be a draw.)
Peter:
And now I will ask those who know funny phrases to come to me.
Competition "Funny Phrase" 2 teams participate in the competition. The contestants are given newspapers, scissors, glue, brushes and an album sheet. Cheerful music sounds. The contestants look through newspapers, cut out signs, words or individual letters from them, composing some kind of funny phrase and sticking it on the album sheet. The team that is the most agile and witty wins.
Snow Maiden:
The competition for those who love surprises has begun! Competition "Surprises"
The contestants are taken out of the hall and each is attached to the back with a sign with an inscription (for example: juicer, orange, crocodile, double bass, etc.). The surprise for the contestants will be that none of them knows who he is at the moment (what is written exactly on his plate). The contestants, in order of priority, enter the hall, sit on a stool with their backs to the audience and begin to ask them questions about what is written on their plates. The audience responds with "yes" or "no". The winner is the one who in a short period of time will be able to find out who he was in the process of the competition.
Father Frost:
The New Year's carousel spun so quickly that my granddaughter and I are about to melt. It's time for us to walk along the snow-covered streets and squares. Snow Maiden:
But before we leave, Grandpa and I want to give you all a firework of snowflakes with New Year's wishes. W
the phonogram of a song about the New Year performed by the group Disco Crash is being taught. Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden scatter snowflakes on the festive table, say goodbye and leave. The evening ends with dancing.

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SONGS REVISED, LYRICS REVISED

How not to have fun now

From pleasant, from troubles,

The snow is sparkling outside

The New Year is coming!

We've been waiting for the holiday for a long time.

And the house is full of guests

He goes through the darkness and distance,

The one that we know from childhood!

Others have longing and boredom,

We have no sorrow

So much light, so much sound

How to be sad here, I do not understand!

Exactly at midnight he comes,

A fairy tale brings joy to us,

Gets everyone around to play

This glorious New Year!

Those who don't like holidays

Rest, well, let

But we are this evening

Forever banish sadness!

I sing for you today

And trust me friends

This New Year's Eve,

You didn't come here in vain!

Crystal ringing and lyrical music sounds.

Presenter:

We are gathered today in this hall,

To congratulate everyone, cheers, cheers!

Look, is there anything in the glass?

Over the past year, it's time to drink!

Let's forget about worries

About flu, colds, headaches,

About what stresses us work,

An extra zero has not been added to the salary ...

Let's drink, let the wine sparkle

Pour me some champagne,

And let only good things happen in the new year,

And only happiness will meet at the door!

The presenter takes a glass of champagne from the table and walks around the guests.

As soon as she has bypassed everyone, cheerful music begins to play and a strange couple “tumbles” into the hall, Zina and Vanya, who look like alcoholics, but with a touch of nobility.

Miniature for the song by V. Vysotsky "Oh Van, look what clowns."

New remastered songs, song parodies

Zina:

Oh, Van, look what an audience

It must be a holiday here.

Well, give someone half a donut,

Or maybe someone will splash?

Vania:

Well, do you remember, Zin,

For my birthday, shame alone,

I drank perfume like a master

Well, really, Zin!

Zina:

You, Van, run into rudeness,

Why is all this in front of people,

You are gaining spirits

I look, and you already on the eyebrows!

And people are not like that at all.

They eat, so only for a penny,

And you eat like a fool

Don't be offended, it's true!

Vania:

You, Zin, run into rudeness!

Everything, Zin, you strive to offend,

Itself, how do you tumble,

Come, sit with the men!

How can I ask you

So everything is distant relatives,

And the brother-in-law was generally Georgian,

Aren't you ashamed, Zin?

Zina:

You, Van, have already noted for that,

I've been wearing glasses for a month now

Hit in the eye, as if rushing,

When I remember, I'm trembling all over again!

Well, Georgians, well, Georgians,

And remember all your cousins?

How to remember, so shameful alone,

And you all: "Zin".

Vania:

Come on, Zin, let's not quarrel,

After all, the holiday is here,

Look how they're arguing

Perhaps someone else will pour!

We congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts,

All your guests are good

Well, everything is as always with us,

let's go then...

During the miniature, they work with the public, drink and eat, Zina hides everything that is given to her in her bag.

Presenter:

It's good that most women look and behave differently! And men really appreciate them for it.

Contest "What I like about this woman."

5 men and 5 women are called from the hall. Men sit down on chairs in a row, and in front of each one woman dances an oriental dance. After the dance, the man is asked: “What do you like about this woman?” The man answers.

And then the host says that the man should kiss the woman in the place that he liked!

After that, the musical block begins.

The presenter invites to the contest "A sign of a temperamental man"

Five men are called, they are seated in a row and asked to sit cross-legged, and on the one leg that is on top, they are asked to roll up their trousers so that their bare leg can be seen.

In this form, every man must utter a temperamental dialogue, such a congratulation, so that the Snow Maiden begins to melt!

After all the men flashed their intelligence and wit, the presenter says:

“In fact, the competition was for the hairiest leg!” and evaluates the winner according to this criterion!

Presenter:

We bring to your attention a happy horoscope for the New Year 2012!

After that, a musical block, a disco and the release of Santa Claus.

Happy New Year! With new happiness!

Be cheerful, healthy!

The year goes by very quickly

New Years corporate party

Dubinko Lyudmila Ivanovna, teacher of mathematics, secondary school No. 5 from Zhuravsky

Leading:

We wish you bright and joyful days

Health, success, reliable friends.

May the New Year bring you

More luck and less trouble.

Save you a lot of worries

He will dispel sadness, he will drive away sadness,

I wish you from the bottom of my heart - no regrets!

Health to you, smiles and love,

And a lot - a lot of happiness ahead!

Leading:

Another beautiful year has passed

In which it sang and was sad,

And what did not fit in it,

Let everything come in the new.

Leading:

On the street a strong wind is blowing, frost is crackling, and in our hall it is warm and cozy.

I propose to raise glasses and announce the first toast so that our hearts also feel warm and cozy.

Leading: There is very little time left, and the New Year will come into its own. But there is no D. M. with the Snow Maiden. Let's call them.

Come out CAT (dark glasses on the eyes, in the hands of a cane) AND FOX (with a huge shoulder bag)and sing in a low voice

Great country, there are no more,

And the people are titans, not parasites.

Good people are at the head.

In terms of bribes, they are impregnable.

Our times are always troubled.

Our rivers are always muddy!

Businessmen at honorable us,

And the laws of the country are lovely.

About Russia I compose an ode,

About our native land.

I don't know of any other:

Everything here is nice, everything is upside down!

Only the childless live in the cities,

And where there is no light - large families.

Everyone has pistols, and not gas ones!

And our combines are disposable.

Our intentions are the purest!

Our watches are the fastest!

Our dwarfs are the biggest

And we have only mercury rains.

CAT: We heard you called Santa Claus, we realized that it was a holiday here, which means you can taste something delicious. We can stay.

They go around everyone sitting and ask to put something in the bag.

(MUSIC SOUNDS)

Santa Claus enters with the Snow Maiden and congratulates all those present.

Snow Maiden: Grandpa, where is your gift bag?

Father Frost: My assistants bring in the bag.

(SOUND BELLS)

Running in with signs on the chest (the logo of the school for athletes) physical education teachers harnessed with jump ropes. They hold a large tablecloth in which there are gifts by the four corners.

Santa Claus: Well I ask everyone to come to the casket and sort out the gifts according to their hearts.

Baba Yaga appears from the casket and distributes gifts to everyone.

Do not think you are angry with us - a nail will come in handy in the household.
To keep your teeth from hurting, brush them at least once a week. (Toothbrush)
They wanted to get a flashlight, but you got just a ball.
You got this soap so that you wash your hands more often.
To find out your income, a notepad will come in handy.
Pour this into a glass and drink slowly.
After a glass of snack - it's very important.
Here is a paper napkin instead of a sleeve.
And for dessert, we have candy for you.
You would like a piano, but got a calendar.
Hope for the best in life
Glue take, if something is not glued.
Get the main prize, you get an egg grill.
Although people say that vodka is poison. We give you a glass of poison as a reward.
There is no typewriter, we offer this item. (pen)
We give you toothpaste so that you are toothy.
Hooray! - shout to the whole world. Your car is a souvenir.
When you go for a walk, so that your trousers do not fall asleep, you have these steel pins with you.
Here's a little brooch for you - smile at least a little.
You will need your donated stocking for the future.
Read about all the news in the world in the newspaper.
Whatever you eat in the dining room, get a bay leaf.
Don't get sick, be strong, I'm handing you the pills.
To always be beautiful, hurry up to get the cream.
I give out without a document, you got this tape.
And not just, and not thick: the payoff is a fork of cabbage.
Get it - hurry up, you have a notebook: write poetry.
You should not be angry at the prize: you can ride on the broom.
Happiness fell into your hands, you got three potatoes.

Leading: Everyone who didn't get presentsget a win-win lottery.

Lottery tickets are distributed to guests, and at the end of the holiday small but pleasant souvenirs are raffled off.

(THE GYPSY GIRL SOUNDS)

Gypsy: How you forgot about me and didn’t invite me to your evening. Well, gild the pen, I'll tell you the whole truth.

Your life is an endless road, so choose a reliable means of transportation on it - a car.
If you wear clothes inside out on June 1, then many people of the opposite sex will pay attention to you. Maybe you will meet love!
Come to the boss from the left foot - and you will be promoted.
When crossing the road, look around - there is a chance to meet your fate.
Do not relax too much, otherwise your road will be to the state house.
Expecting a bad event, do not twist the button: it will definitely come off.
Fireworks of bright events await you in the third decade of January. Start preparing immediately.
Today is the best day for you! As well as everyone else!
Smile always! And no one will call you a gloomy person. Be quiet! And no one will call you a bore.

Leading: And now pop stars will perform in front of you.

Music number.

Leading: I ask you to come up for the prize of the one who correctly solves the riddle.

People from the same beach. (Conjugates)
If a child reads a lot of poetry, he can become a poet, if he reads only about robbers, he will become .... (deputy)
A person who has received many awards. (literate)
A man with a big forehead. (Lobotryas)
People living on labor income. (Shooters)
Bandit, tormented by foolishness. (bandurist)
All covered with greenery, absolutely all. (New Russian)
What is growing, but we do not notice. (welfare)
A very tanned person. (Black person)
Steam treatment for psychos. (Parapsychology)
Human behavior is simple and natural. (Rudeness)
A young woman going her own way. (Confused)

Leading: Cards with verbs and nouns. The player draws 2 cards. If they match in sound - a prize.

DRESS - I WILL IRON

BROOCH - ATTACH ON THE CHEST

CAT - I WILL TAKE IN HANDS AND WILL IRON

POCKET HANDKERCHIEF - I WILL PERFUME AND PUT IN POCKET

SOAP - I WILL TAKE IT TO THE BATH

CAR - SIT AND GO

NUTS - RUN AND REMOVE

VIOLIN - I WILL PLAY IT

HAT - I WILL PUT ON THE HEAD

SAUSAGE - FRY AND REMOVE

GREEN ONION - I WILL PUT IN OKROSHKA

CRYSTAL VASE - I WILL PUT ON THE TABLE AND I WILL ADMIRE IT

HANDKERCHIEF - I WILL WIPE THE NOSE

UMBRELLA - COVER FROM THE RAIN

FLOWERS - I WILL Smell

CAKE - ENJOY

MUSTARD - I WILL SPRAY ON THE BREAD

DOLL - WASH AND GET TO SLEEP

FUN COMPETITIONS

Leading: We invite you to take part in the competition. You need to fill the glasses with a teaspoon. Whoever completes the task faster gets the opportunity to make a toast.

Host: Two Teams line up in two lines facing each other. Players in each team, from first to last, must pass each other some kind of round thing: an orange, a ball, a round toy. In this case, you can use only the chin or shoulder. You can't help yourself with your hands. If a thing falls to the floor, then everything starts from the beginning.

Leading: Place the button on the index finger of your hand and, turning to your playmate, invite him to place the button on his index finger. No other finger is allowed. The one who does not hold and drops the button is out of the game.

Leading: Players freeze in different poses. The host remembers the poses of the players, their clothes and leaves the room. The players make 5 changes in their postures and clothes.

(not everyone has five, but only five). The leader must return everything to its original position. If the host has found all five changes, then the players fulfill his wish as a reward. Otherwise, you need to drive again.

WIN-LOSE LOTTERY

Sound pickup system "I do not like - do not listen" (huge ear).
Fruit of temptation (apple).
A remedy for talkativeness (dummy).
Sewing machine (needle and thread).
Electric lighter (box of matches).
Painting by an unknown artist (postcard).
Washing machine (eraser).
Bird of the future (egg).
Measuring instrument (centimeter).
Aircraft (balloon).
Means for weight loss (skipping rope).
Synthetic backpack universal (cellophane bag).
Disinfectant (soap).
Crystal chandelier (bulb).
Diet food (chewing gum).
Tool of labor (spoon).
Antique hanger (nail).
Typewriter (pen).
Thought fixer (pencil).
Spare parts for sneakers (laces).
New Year's roll (serpentine).
Apparatus for transmitting thoughts at a distance (envelope).

The right to a car (lottery ticket).

Inflate balloons of 4 colors, hang or spread out in different places.

Host 1: Hello. We immediately invite you to play the game. What? Listen carefully! You see, in the corners of our hall there are balls of different colors. Now you will scatter around the corners, to those balls that you like best.

Presenter 1: So, we will now see why you came here?

Presenter 2: Whoever chose the green ball came to get drunk. Red is for fun. Yellow - eat something tasty. Blue - nowhere else to go.

Presenter 1: And now once again we chose balls for ourselves ...
Wonderful! The following proceedings on the issue; With whom would you like to celebrate the New Year on December 31st?

Presenter 2: The green ball is in your family. Red ball - drunk under the tree. The yellow ball is in a friendly company. The blue ball is with the head of our organization ...

Toast, feast.

Distribute to everyone the leaflets on which it is written in a column:
Full name or just a name, it all depends on the quantity,
1 animal
3 characteristic features
2 animal
3 characteristic features
3 animal
3 characteristic features

Game: Three animals To conduct this game, it is necessary to interview the guests in advance, and without much advertising, so that each of them names three animals (insects, birds - leave it up to them) and each of the named animals has three characteristics.
For example: frog: green, nasty, croaks a lot. And so on three positions. After some time, when the guests have already forgotten about the study, you announce its results.
And the results are as follows: the first animal that the participant named means his condition at home, the second at work, and the third in bed.
For example, at work, like a dog, angry, biting and barking a lot, etc….

GAME "THE MAIN THING IS TO SIT THE SUIT"
To play, you will need a large box or bag (opaque), which contains various items of clothing: underpants size 56, bonnets, bras size 10, glasses with a nose, shoe covers, wigs, etc. funny things.
The host invites those present to update their wardrobe by pulling out some item from the box, on the condition that they do not remove it for the next half hour.
At the signal of the host, the guests pass the box to the music. As soon as the music has stopped, the player holding the box opens it and, without looking, takes out the first thing that comes across and puts it on. The view is amazing!

And then, without taking off the outfits

GAME "It's me, it's me, it's all my friends."

1. Who sometimes walks with vodka with a cheerful gait?
2. Which of you, say out loud, catches flies at work?
3. Who is not afraid of frost, drives a car like a bird?
4. Which of you will grow up a little and go to the bosses?
5. Which of you does not walk gloomy, loves sports and physical education?
6. Which of you, so wonderful, always drinks vodka barefoot?
7. Who completes the work assignment just in time?
8. How many of you drink in the office, like at today's banquet?
9. Which of your friends walks dirty to the ears?
10. Which one of you walks upside down on the pavement?
11. Which of you, I want to know, likes to sleep at work?
12. How many of you come to the office an hour late?

Toast, feast.

We read the results of the survey about animals.

Tips on how and what to celebrate this New Year (wanted to read, but did not have time)

Christmas costumes
The New Year is just around the corner, and therefore it is worth considering what outfit you will meet him in. We offer several fairly low-budget options for New Year's decorations, built in haste from improvised materials.

cow
We take a turtleneck and black sweatpants, and with toothpaste we draw white spots on them. On the ass with a pin we pin the belt from the bathrobe. Next is the main secret - by the forces of some male, a medical glove of the largest size is inflated, tied with a rope. The rope is attached to the front of the sweatpants, the whole structure symbolizes the udder. Then it remains only to build horns from two fingers of the second glove, cut off and stuffed with something, and attach them to the hair. You can buy ready-made horns sold in the joke department. The key to success is to periodically insert your weighty “MU” into the topic and not into the topic in any conversation, and occasionally encroach on the owner's greens in pots. Fully getting used to the image and leaving cakes on the master's parquet can be traumatic.

Humanoid
We remember if we have a familiar diver. Remembering, we borrow from him a rubber suit with fins and a mask, but without scuba gear. Having dressed in a suit, we attach a portable antenna from the TV to the head with adhesive tape. Now all that remains is to walk around, flapping flippers, around the Christmas tree.

Elephant
A month before the holiday, we begin to eat a lot. Having gained 10 kg for the New Year, we put on something tight, silver-gray, we put a gas mask on our heads. The costume is ready.

Mummy
For the construction of this costume, we need an assistant with strong nerves, and 3-4 rolls of toilet paper. The assistant, holding back the hysterical neighing, bandages your body with toilet paper, in some places leaving cute, freely hanging ponytails from 20 to 50 cm long. The carcass is bandaged completely, leaving only narrow slits for the eyes and mouth. As a rehearsal, you can run around the room, howling and trembling with fluttering paper tails. The costume makes a special impression when using soft-colored paper with flowers, hearts and other similar shnyazki. If the assistant thrashes in convulsive sobs, then the desired effect has been achieved.

Zebra
We will need two vests, one of normal size, the other - twice as large. We put on a little vest. We tie the neck of the second vest with a bundle, we release a small rope from the bundle. We put on this structure like pants, so that the bundle with the rope falls on the ass. This will be the tail. Now it remains only to learn how to gracefully kick up the leg, like a ballerina.

Traffic light
We need a tube of some kind of warming cream, with a burning effect. With this cream, we thickly smear the face, neck and décolleté area 2 hours before the celebration. After half an hour, repeat the procedure. When the smeared area reaches the shade of an overripe tomato, we put on a yellow angora sweater and green sweatpants. Everything, the traffic light is ready.

Angel
We take some kind of cardboard thread, and cut out the wings of the required size from it. I do not recommend taking a gasket as a layout. Next, generously coat the resulting mugs with glue on both sides. With a sharp knife, we deftly rip open the belly of the pillow, and dip our wings into the resulting heap of white muck. Having rolled them in a feather pile, set aside to dry. Now we need a toilet seat, this is in the form of an open oval. Having covered it with silver or golden paint from a spray can, we glue several raindrops in parallel to it. This will be the harp. Or a lyre. Whoever likes it. We put on a white nightgown (without ducks and daisies), to which wings were sewn in advance, we take it in our hands. As a final touch, we hook a foil disposable plate to the head with a hairpin (it is desirable to have a round one, but a square one will also go especially eccentric), this will be a halo. Everything, now it will remain at the end of the holiday to appear to the especially drunk participants of the celebration, and to broadcast with an angelic voice the coming end of the world.

Dog (with special effects)
We visit elderly relatives and borrow a sheepskin coat and Soviet-style earflaps from them. We put on the sheepskin coat with the fur outward, on the earflaps we dissolve the bow from above, but leave the ears sticking out. We dip the tip of the nose into a jar of shoe polish. For special effects, you will need a large enema and a dropper tube a little more than half a meter long. The enema is filled with water and taped under the knee. The tube is launched along the thigh, the tip is exposed, sorry, between the legs. During the celebration, we walk on all fours. While walking around the hall, you need to bark at beautiful ladies in evening dresses, scaring them away. When a handsome man in a tuxedo appears, it is recommended to lift up the leg (on which the enema is stuck) and by bending the leg up at the knee, with a howl, let a trickle of delight. With the right application of the special effect, everyone's attention is guaranteed.

Game "Khristoforovna, Nikanorovna". You need space to run, even if it's small. We divide everyone into 2 teams, put 2 chairs, hang scarves on the chairs. On command, the first players run, run to the chair, sit down, put on a scarf, say “I am Khristoforovna” (or “I am Nikanorovna”), take off the scarf, run to their team, the second player runs ...... The team that wins faster.

The winner gets some small prizes.

The losing team sings ditties.

Here are ditties (composed by Embarassed herself, can be replaced by others)

What kind of Christmas tree do we have
Just a feast for the eyes
So what, what's outside the window
spring thaw

I started to celebrate the New Year
As always in advance
Dropped dead at ten
Failed to complete the task

I dressed up as a Snow Maiden
And the people are scared
Looked at what's what
I forgot to wear a dress

Dressed up as Santa Claus
And glued on the beard
And I walk like a fool
Second day in the city

I will dress up as a Snow Maiden
And glue the braid
I really want to get married
For Santa Claus

Once we are in a restaurant
Celebrated New Year
Have fun and laugh
And now vice versa

We've been waiting all year
What will Santa Claus come to us
He came with a bag of gifts
And he took two with him

New Year is coming
fiery dog
I'll drink another 100 grams
I wag my tail

Look soon
I'm rolling down the hill fast
And I scream because
Very painful booty I bet

I decided to meet the New Year
Very exotic
I called the Snow Maiden to the house
very pretty

Toast, feast.

It is necessary to print the wishes below and buy prizes. "Gypsies" enter the hall and offer to tell fortunes to everyone and predict fate.

Lottery forecast

1. Chocolate "Journey"
Lots of events await you.
And interesting trips -
On courses, on vacation, abroad -
Where will fate decide!

2. Lighter
You have to, friends, and henceforth
Burn with creative work.
But you won't burn your wings,
Take care of your health!

3. Cream
You will enter the cream of society
Perhaps you can find a sponsor.

4. Shampoo
Your hairstyle, appearance
We will all be pleasantly surprised.
Since then you will continue
Everything is getting better and younger!

5. Sponge
And you household chores,
Lots of homework to do.
But in the family and in personal life
You will do great!

6. Red pepper
Many adventures await you
And a lot of thrills
But everything will end well
It's no coincidence that red pepper!

7. Markers
Love will brighten your days
And they become bright.
All your life in winter and summer
Magically lit up with light.

8. Chocolate "Alenka"
What does chocolate "Alenka" mean?
The Year of the Child awaits you!
To whom what tests -
Birth or upbringing!

9. DOLLAR
Fate will gild your pen,
Send a big paycheck
Or throw a wallet
And all this in the near future!

10. Vitamins
Your health will become stronger
The second youth will come.
You are destined to a hundred years
Survive without any storms and troubles!

11. Tea "Baloven"
You are the minions of fate, which means
You are waiting for success and good luck.
Celebrating your good luck
Stock up on more tea!

12. Condensed milk
You are used to living in the thick of things,
Work is your main destiny.
We do not promise you peace
We treat you with condensed milk!

13. Cookies
You have friends, familiar sea,
And everyone will be visiting soon.
Prepare tea and refreshments.
Here are some cookies to get you started!

14. Can of Beer

Who gets a can of beer
Live happily all year!

15. Toothpaste
Get this tube as a gift,
To make every tooth shine in the sun!

16. Handle
To write down where the pay went,
You will really need this pen!

17. Yogurt "Delight"
For the heart awaits you delight -
Huge salary increase!

18. Coffee
You will be cheerful and energetic
And so the whole year will be great!

Let's call Santa Claus ... .. and the Snow Maiden ..

Father Frost and Snow Maiden come.

Santa Claus: Hello, dear children!
The Snow Maiden and I have come to you from the very North. For starters, we have a poetry competition planned. You will read poetry, and the one who brings the corkscrew first will win.

SNOW MAIDEN: Folk sign: As you meet the New Year, so you need it.

FATHER FROST:
- How did you spend New Years?
I don't know, they haven't told you yet

SNOW MAIDEN: Announcement in the newspaper: “Ladies and gentlemen! Make the New Year unforgettable for your children, invite Santa Claus to your place!” P.S. Gentlemen, do not deprive yourself of this evening in pleasure - invite the Snow Maiden to your place.

FATHER FROST:
Call to the house of Santa Claus! Give us a call and your heating will be turned off immediately!

SNOW MAIDEN:
Jewish Santa Claus:
- Hello, kids ... Buy gifts!

They sing a song.

FATHER FROST:

Gop-stop, we came to you for the New Year,
Gop-stop, I dressed like an idiot,
Well look at this hat
With this beard
Well, tell me who do you look like
We are with you now
Now I know for sure
I wore this for the last time.

SNOW MAIDEN:
Gop-stop, well, what kind of Santa Claus are you?
Gop-stop, because you didn’t bring gifts.
You could at least blow your brains,
Look who you threw
You stand, swaying like a mountain ash,
drunk kid
In general, do not pull the rubber,
Let's get out of here, grandfather.

(After a while, there is a knock on the door. The postman appears.)

Guest: It's me, the postman Pechkin. Many telegrams have come to your address. (Started reading the first one, interrupted reading.)
I would like a glass of wine, I would read to the end! (They brought it to him, drank it, began to read again, stopped.)
No, perhaps it's better to pour two for me! (Posted again.)
Now, perhaps, everything! (Approaches the head of the organization.)
No, brother, pour more! (Drank.)
Now, I know, over the edge!
Itself, the presenter, read, and I'll sit a little, look at your women

Here the presenter suggests calling the real Santa Claus, and for this, compose a telegram.
"….. Santa Claus! In that ……. in the evening we gathered in this …… place to celebrate …… a holiday. We expected to be……,……and………! And that you will definitely visit us and give us ...... gifts. But some ...... deceivers came and did not even give us the most ....... present. We felt very hurt and we became ……and ……. But we believe in miracles and are waiting for the real…….. Santa Claus!”

PART 1
Inflate balloons of 4 colors, hang or spread out in different places.

Presenter 1: Hello. We immediately invite you to play the game. What? Listen carefully! You see, in the corners of our hall there are balls of different colors. Now you will scatter around the corners, to those balls that you like best.
Presenter 1: So, we'll see now, why did you come here?
Presenter 2: Who chose the green ball - came to get drunk. Red - have fun. Yellow - eat something tasty. Blue - nowhere else to go.

Presenter 1: And now once again we chose our balls ...
Wonderful! The following proceedings on the issue; With whom would you like to celebrate the New Year on December 31st?
Presenter 2: The green ball is in your family. Red ball - drunk under the tree. Yellow ball - in a friendly company. The blue ball is with the head of our organization...

Toast, feast.

Game: Three animals. To conduct this game, it is necessary to interview the guests in advance, and without much advertising, so that each of them names three animals (insects, birds - leave it up to them) and each of the named animals has three characteristics.

For example: frog: green, nasty, croaks a lot. And so on three positions. After some time, when the guests have already forgotten about the study, you announce its results.
And the results are as follows: the first animal that the participant named means his condition at home, the second at work, and the third in bed.

For example, at work, like a dog, angry, biting and barking a lot, etc...

PART 2

GAME "THE IMPORTANT THING IS TO SIT THE SUIT"
To play, you will need a large box or bag (opaque), which contains various items of clothing: underpants size 56, bonnets, bras size 10, glasses with a nose, shoe covers, wigs, etc. funny things.

The host invites those present to update their wardrobe by pulling out some item from the box, on the condition that they do not remove it for the next half hour.
At the signal of the host, the guests pass the box to the music. As soon as the music has stopped, the player holding the box opens it and, without looking, takes out the first thing that comes across and puts it on. The view is amazing!

And then, without taking off the outfits

GAME "It's me, it's me, it's all my friends."

1. Who sometimes walks with vodka with a cheerful gait?
2. Which of you, say out loud, catches flies at work?
3. Who is not afraid of frost, drives a car like a bird?
4. Which of you will grow up a little and go to the bosses?
5. Which of you does not walk gloomy, loves sports and physical education?
6. Which of you, so wonderful, always drinks vodka barefoot?
7. Who completes the work assignment just in time?
8. How many of you drink in the office, like at today's banquet?
9. Which of your friends walks dirty to the ears?
10. Which one of you walks upside down on the pavement?
11. Which of you, I want to know, likes to sleep at work?
12. How many of you come to the office an hour late?

toast, feast

We read the results of the survey about animals.

Tips on how and what to celebrate this New Year (wanted to read, but did not have time)

Christmas costumes
The New Year is just around the corner, and therefore it is worth considering what outfit you will meet him in. We offer several fairly low-budget options for New Year's decorations, built in haste from improvised materials.

cow
We take a turtleneck and black sweatpants, and with toothpaste we draw white spots on them. On the ass with a pin we pin the belt from the bathrobe. Next is the main secret - by the forces of some male, a medical glove of the largest size is inflated, tied with a rope. The rope is attached to the front of the sweatpants, the whole structure symbolizes the udder. Then it remains only to build horns from two fingers of the second glove, cut off and stuffed with something, and attach them to the hair. You can buy ready-made horns sold in the joke department. The key to success is to periodically insert your weighty "MU" into the topic and not into the topic in any conversation, and occasionally encroach on the owner's potted greens. Fully getting used to the image and leaving cakes on the master's parquet can be traumatic.

Humanoid
We remember if we have a familiar diver. Remembering, we borrow from him a rubber suit with fins and a mask, but without scuba gear. Having dressed in a suit, we attach a portable antenna from the TV to the head with adhesive tape. Now all that remains is to walk around, flapping flippers, around the Christmas tree.

Elephant
A month before the holiday, we begin to eat a lot. Having gained 10 kg for the New Year, we put on something tight, silver-gray, we put a gas mask on our heads. The costume is ready.

Mummy
For the construction of this costume, we need an assistant with strong nerves, and 3-4 rolls of toilet paper. The assistant, holding back the hysterical neighing, bandages your body with toilet paper, in some places leaving cute, freely hanging ponytails from 20 to 50 cm long. The carcass is bandaged completely, leaving only narrow slits for the eyes and mouth. As a rehearsal, you can run around the room, howling and trembling with fluttering paper tails. The costume makes a special impression when using soft-colored paper with flowers, hearts and other similar shnyazki. If the assistant thrashes in convulsive sobs, then the desired effect has been achieved.

Zebra
We will need two vests, one normal size, the other two times larger. We put on a little vest. We tie the neck of the second vest with a bundle, we release a small rope from the bundle. We put on this structure like pants, so that the bundle with the rope falls on the ass. This will be the tail. Now it remains only to learn how to gracefully kick up the leg, like a ballerina.

Traffic light
We need a tube of some kind of warming cream, with a burning effect. With this cream, we thickly smear the face, neck and décolleté area 2 hours before the celebration. After half an hour, repeat the procedure. When the smeared area reaches the shade of an overripe tomato, we put on a yellow angora sweater and green sweatpants. Everything, the traffic light is ready.

Angel
We take some kind of cardboard thread, and cut out the wings of the required size from it. I do not recommend taking a gasket as a layout. Next, generously coat the resulting mugs with glue on both sides. With a sharp knife, we deftly rip open the belly of the pillow, and dip our wings into the resulting heap of white muck. Having rolled them in a feather pile, set aside to dry. Now we need a toilet seat, this is in the form of an open oval. Having covered it with silver or golden paint from a spray can, we glue several raindrops in parallel to it. This will be the harp. Or a lyre. Whoever likes it. We put on a white nightgown (without ducks and daisies), to which wings were sewn in advance, we take it in our hands. As a final touch, we hook a foil disposable plate to the head with a hairpin (it is desirable to have a round one, but a square one will also go especially eccentric), this will be a halo. Everything, now it will remain at the end of the holiday to appear to the especially drunk participants of the celebration, and to broadcast with an angelic voice the coming end of the world.

PART 3 The game "Kristoforovna, Nikanorovna".
You need space to run, even if it's small. We divide everyone into 2 teams, put 2 chairs, hang scarves on the chairs. On command, the first players run, run to the chair, sit down, put on a scarf, say "I am Khristoforovna" (or "I am Nikanorovna"), take off the scarf, run to their team, the second player runs ...... That team wins which is faster.

The winner gets some small prizes. The losing team sings ditties.

Here are ditties (can be replaced by others)

What kind of Christmas tree do we have
Just a feast for the eyes
So what, what's outside the window
spring thaw

I started to celebrate the New Year
As always in advance
Dropped dead at ten
Failed to complete the task

I dressed up as a Snow Maiden
And the people are scared
Looked at what's what
I forgot to wear a dress

Dressed up as Santa Claus and glued on a beard
And I walk like a fool
Second day in the city

I will dress up as a Snow Maiden
And glue the braid
I really want to get married
For Santa Claus

Once we are in a restaurant
Celebrated New Year
Have fun and laugh
And now vice versa

We've been waiting all year
What will Santa Claus come to us
He came with a bag of gifts
And he took two with him

New Year is coming
fiery dog
I'll drink another 100 grams
I wag my tail

Look soon
I'm rolling down the hill fast
And I scream because
Very painful booty I bet

I decided to meet the New Year
Very exotic
I called the Snow Maiden to the house
very pretty

Toast, feast.

PART 4

It is necessary to print the wishes below and buy prizes. "Gypsies" enter the hall and offer to tell fortunes to everyone and predict fate.

Lottery forecast

1. Chocolate "Journey"
Lots of events await you.
And interesting trips -
On courses, on vacation, abroad -
Where will fate decide!