The best statuses about the Old New Year
After New Year's Eve, somehow everyone was very tired! But only two weeks have passed, everyone is happy again! Hooray! Old New Year!
Hello liver. How are you? Why are you so sad? Didn't it taste good to you? Isn't champagne nice? Increased what? You don't want anything!? Here is yogurt, dear, You take it as a message from paradise! Relax and don't be sad! Main behind! Soon the Old New Year will come to us!
Sleeping Santa. His deer are sleeping. And Frost is still full of worries. You cannot bring us Russians to our knees: on the 13th we will drink for the Old New Year!
May there always be a holiday! Vacations and holidays are over. The people perked up after eating their salads! But, like a mouse, a cunning cat, the Old New Year is calling us!
Here is the Old New Year! People will drink again! It's good that Putin Vovka gave time to prepare! Ten days people thumped! But not a bit tired! Our Russian people met Christmas and New Year! Again the holiday is knocking at the house! Just in shock abroad! What is this Old New? They don't know that! This is our holiday–folk! Happy Old New Year everyone!
Who did not have time, who was late, the Old Year adjusted everything to you. Booze, snacks and the Snow Maiden, and slightly adjusted the figure for everyone.
Our people are walking again, again they shook the world! Certainly! The Old New Year happens only with us - an hour is not enough for us for fun! And since the time has come, Happy Old New Year everyone! All happiness and goodness!
Do not take into account what used to be. Celebrate the new year with renewed vigor. A flurry of emotions hits again, for the sake of this date we raise a glass and eat salads. The miracle will happen again, as if from a prediction. Wishes will come true only on the Old New Year!
The holidays are over - the money is gone! Hello Old New Year, don't hope I'm bankrupt!))):-D
On January night we will celebrate the Old New Year, you come to visit us–there will be a round dance! It will be a delicious meal– we promise, because our basins are already full of salad! We can offer both wine and an excellent cake, so that we can all live the new year well. No illnesses, no reproaches, no enmity and troubles, only happiness, peace, friendship and great victories!
We are celebrating this holiday for two weeks without a break. Old New Year has come And again we go to the table.
Hello Old New Year! We've been waiting for you! They knew: the holiday would come to us, they ate, they drank ... Let's drink not for the last time under the fallen tree, for our parents, for us, so that everything would be sensible! So that we have health, never let us down! To move forward into this New Old Year!
In Old New Santa Claus brought a hangover for us.
Green and slender spruce trees will be born in the forest, but they could calmly delay for two weeks. Let the evil blizzard rage–A man is walking with a horse. So all of you with the first month, with the fourteenth day! The year old and new came into its own. And we ride on firewood, and ourselves, like firewood!
Again in the positive people. Hello Old New Year!
Badge-fly, I'm going crazy, my fingers go numb from drinking, my hands are shaking, my whole house is in a fume! I went to work, I just left–bitch, Old New Year with a glass in the door rushing!
If the New Year passed slowly, but the soul still asks for a holiday, and all the Christmas trees outside the window are covered with snow, and the bowl of salad has not emptied, don’t be sad, it’s still not over: Santa Claus will wander to you again. Do we really want to celebrate again? Well, welcome - the Old New Year!
The old New Year has come to visit us. Joyful people hold on to the liver! Fat does not climb, alcohol does not rush. Let's die, but celebrate the Old New Year!
The sea is knee-deep to me, now I'm drunk as an insole, because there was Gregory, and before - Julian. Calendars introduced one another worse. There is New Year outside and New Year inside. A week, even a couple–significant gap. And who does not drink for the old, the death and shame!
New Year, you are a glorious fellow, funny, although Old!
I lie almost dead on the bed. Maybe I'm a glutton, drunk and spendthrift! I'm afraid neither the strength nor the means will be enough to adequately celebrate the Old New Year!
Tell me what other country has such a holiday–Old New Year? Whoever reads the name for the first time will decide that we are not completely healthy. How can the old be combined with the new? To Yes and No– either one or the other, nonsense! And having lost peace, the sufferer will begin to “suppress the bitter”. No, foreigners, the idea is not to catch that our people are cunning for fiction, they are Old New– “wiped his nose” to the world by inventing a way to drink longer!
Vaska - old, old cat, kind soul, gave me a mouse for the Old New Year.
Well, here is the Old New - for a long time and seriously. The completely ready-made Great-Grandfather Frost is crawling. Behind him drags an indirectly worn backpack of Snegur - that is, the lady about whom Balzac wrote. Bra number five, so let's drink and sing: Balzac, brothers, is dead, but we are still living!
Hello Old New Year! The Christmas tree is waiting at home again, Santa Claus, Snegurka–granddaughter, from his wife, of course, a thrashing: that there is not a penny in his pocket, that the Snow Maiden is good, and that Santa Claus is an eccentric, he took out of the bag–cognac. Old year– day without worries, New - "plow" the whole year! Well, we–seasoned people! Let's drink to the Old! Let's drink to the Old!
We ate but didn't drink. From the seventh departed! People did not have time to breathe–Here comes the Old New Year! We can’t help but meet him and celebrate him to the fullest! Therefore, today I declared a fight against sobriety! The liver is baptized again: “Nefig Old to celebrate!”–whispers to me, barely breathing... NEW HE! GO, SOUL!
We are not flies or fleas, we do not like turmoil! We celebrate the New Year with dignity, there is no reason to rush! And grins, so as not to mature about a two-week delay, we called the New Year in the Estonian style “Old” here!
How so! Again? Yes, what is it! Pour new glasses! When will the habit of spreading the tablecloth leave us alone? Why do we need this bifurcation of the stupid calendar? One hell of a mess and a waste of time. And I don’t know how to get rid of, why do we need this mischief? Sometimes I count thirteen days from my birthday ...
It's time to end the drunken revelry. It's time for a feat for everyone - for military labor! After all, ten den prepared buckwheat, and jellied meat, and festive fireworks. Winter again pleases us with the weather, Tajik magician rows white snow. A reminder for our people: according to the old style, the feast will not kill! Everyone must survive, keeping their habits, for the year ahead, so that there is a powerful passion, to overcome worldly quotation marks both on “Defender's Day” and on “Eighth” in March.
If Grandfather Frost without the Snow Maiden is not a hateful bag, but a whole cartload of empty bottles, takes them to the collection point and enriches himself again, takes the Christmas tree to the trash, gets drunk in the trash for joy, then the Old New Year ended, like the New. Stop drinking vodka, folks, get back to work.
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We raise our glasses again, we say toasts again, we celebrate the Old New Year, and we thank fate.
Statuses about the old new year
We sacredly promise ourselves that from the New Year we will stop doing everything that gave us the greatest pleasure in the old one.
To celebrate the Old New Year you need three "Z": Stash, Health and ... WINTER!
Take all the problems with you, Old Year! I want free traffic, distillery!
New Year's statuses
Dear Santa Claus, I can’t have sweets, so please send me a box of semi-sweet.
The old New Year has come to visit us. Joyful people hold on to the liver! Fat does not climb, alcohol does not rush Let's die, but we will celebrate the old New Year!
We won’t sober up from the new year, and then the old one also came ...
Old New Year is an opportunity to cross out a bad New Year!
Two weeks without a light We celebrate this holiday. Old New Year has come And again we go to the table.
Statuses about the new year
You always meet the old New Year with your family, so that trouble bypasses your house, and life is like paradise.
Only in our country, the New Year smoothly turns into Christmas, then also into the Old New Year, and then into someone's birthday))))
The Old New Year is a rare historical phenomenon.
Old New Year - try to translate this to an American, let him puzzle.
So the old New Year knocked on the door, from pre-holiday troubles burst into the door!
Here the old New Year is coming today and taking away all its junk. He wishes happiness to you and me. He knows this is not mine.
I want beautiful, fluffy snow to fall, so that the trees put on coquettish white fur coats and everything around smells and breathes with a holiday ...
Old New Year is not a holiday. This is a control shot in the liver!
Having made a wish, dropping the load of troubles, we will meet a good holiday - the Old New Year!
The Old New Year is a great opportunity to explain why you still haven't thrown the Christmas tree away!
May there always be a holiday! Vacations and holidays are over. The people perked up after eating their salads! But, like a sly cat, the old New Year is calling us.!
Do you think Christmas is over? But what about the old New Year?
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Funny statuses about the Old New Year:
To celebrate the Old New Year you need three "Z": Stash, Health and ... WINTER! site ©
Dear Grandfather Frost, you never gave me a Snow Maiden for the New Year ... give me at least an Old one - her name is Angelina, she lives in Los Angeles!
Interestingly Old New Year - is it a remix or a remake? site ©
The Old New Year is like old worn jeans - the new ones are prettier, but the old ones are closer and dearer! site ©
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Old New Year is an opportunity to cross out a bad New Year! site ©
And how to make wishes for the Old New Year? I want it in the Old New Year… or I want it after the Old New Year… no, probably not like that, but I just WANT! site ©
Statuses about the Old New Year are cool:
If by the Old New Year you have Olivier left in the refrigerator, it means that you have not been at home in the New Year!
I haven’t sobered up since the New Year, and then suddenly the old one also came ...
Old New Year, like an old rake, all with new and new strength ... in the liver.
The Old New Year is a great opportunity to explain why you still haven't thrown the Christmas tree away!
The Old New Year is a good opportunity to spend the remaining money if this has not yet been done on New Year's holidays. Hurry don't miss your chance!
Let the Old New Year be a fairy tale
Already the Old New Year - and I'm still in the FOREST!
Will quietly enter your house,
And happiness, joy, kindness and affection
He will bring you a gift with him!
So the old New Year has come to visit you. All honest people hold on to the liver! Olivier does not climb, vodka does not rush. Let's die, but celebrate the old New Year!
Have fun all the people. Hello Old New Year!
Well, here is the Old New Year, pour it, pour it while it carries!
Meet the Old New Year! Maybe in the Old-New lucky!
Old New Year statuses:
Old New Year, new me or old new me, I'm completely confused, let it be just me, nothing will change anyway.
The New Year is a success if you meet the Old in the same company as the New!!!
It's good that the Old New Year, I will celebrate without tangerines. I’m sure I won’t feel so bad the next day…!
May the miracle and magic of the Old New Year fill your heart with warmth and love, give you a holiday and warm your soul with goodness!
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Make wishes for the Old New Year - they always come true!
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In survived! We are looking forward to when it will be possible to go to work, so that the body would have time to recover at least there by the meeting of the “Old New Year”!
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Let's hit the liver with the Old New Year!
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The old year - on the road! We have a new baby!
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For the New Year, I thought to stop drinking ... Now the last hope for the Old New Year!
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May this Old New Year save you from problems, may money flow like a river, taking away your peace forever.
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It seems to me that the Old New Year was invented by someone who met the New Year badly.
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Who does not smoke and does not drink will remember the old New Year!
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Old New Year is not a holiday. This is a control shot in the liver!
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It seems to be a NEW year ... But it started, damn it, again in the old way ... Maybe at least the "Old" New Year will begin in a new way ?!
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Some optimists believe that wishes should be duplicated before the Old New Year.
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The old New Year is a prankster, just a miracle, not a holiday.
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Santa Claus without 100 grams is not a red nose!
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May the Old New Year give you happiness, add more money and good luck.
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We no longer celebrate the New Year - we celebrate that we survived the old one.
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The people are surprised - well, hello the Old New Year! To be honest, answer us, when did you manage to grow old ???
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Here is the Old New Year! People will drink again!
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What is not a sober thought - to wish in the old New Year to get drunk with happiness.
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Who did not have time to make wishes, then our chance is the Old New Year! Let's guess and don't be shy!
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Some people will have to be left in the old year.
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According to the "Mayan calendar", next year is the year of the loshara ... It will be especially celebrated by those who spent their December salary on salt, matches and candles ...
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Meet the Old New Year! Maybe in the Old-New lucky!
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I want the old New Year, bad people turn back into sperm.
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Will the Russians have enough strength to celebrate the old New Year???
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The Old New Year is like old worn jeans - the new ones are prettier, but the old ones are closer and dearer.
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With such success, soon we will not celebrate the old new year, but update it to the current version!
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The old New Year has come to visit us. Joyful people hold on to the liver! Fat does not climb, alcohol does not rush Let's die, but we will celebrate the old New Year!
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We won’t sober up from the new year, and then the old one also came ...
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You always meet the old New Year with your family, so that trouble bypasses your house, and life is like paradise.
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Wow! Well, it’s good to take a walk on the night from the 31st to the 14th ...
The Old New Year is a great opportunity to explain why you still haven't thrown the Christmas tree away!
Old New Year has come. Set the table again.
The Old New Year is a good opportunity to spend the remaining money if this has not yet been done on New Year's holidays. Hurry don't miss your chance!
Olivier, herring, goose! .. In the Old Year I will get drunk again.
Old New Year, new me or old new me, I'm completely confused, let it be just me, nothing will change anyway.
The old New Year has come to visit us.
Joyful people hold on to the liver!
Fat does not climb, alcohol does not rush
Let's die, but celebrate the old New Year!
The New Year is a success if you meet the Old in the same company as the New!!!
The whole of January is kind of drunk, it’s too early to wash more glasses, all of Russia, all the people.
May the miracle and magic of the Old New Year fill your heart with warmth and love, give you a holiday and warm your soul with goodness!
So the New Year has passed, but you should not be sad - the old New Year has come - this holiday is worthy.
It's good that the Old New Year, I will celebrate without tangerines. I’m sure I won’t feel so bad the next day…!
If the New Year passed slowly, but the soul still asks for a holiday, and all the Christmas trees outside the window are covered with snow, and the salad bowl is not empty.
You always meet the old New Year with your family, so that trouble bypasses your house, and life is like paradise.
The new year is old, but they thump like a new one.
Vodka is pouring into the Old New, Became purple from drinking.
I want to congratulate you on the Old New Year, and I will try to force you to go out into nature.
Probably only the Russian people celebrate the old new year ...
The New Year is not complete without an understudy. If the holiday is not successful, you can always catch up at the expense of the Old New Year.
We sacredly promise ourselves that from the New Year we will stop doing everything that gave us the greatest pleasure in the old one.
Old New Year is not a holiday. This is a control shot in the liver!
Meet the Old New Year! Maybe in the Old-New lucky!
Again in the positive people. Hello Old New Year!
So the New Year has passed, but you should not be sad - the old New Year has come - this holiday is worthy ...
New Year's mood is when I'm glad to see even those who made a mistake by the door.
Old New Year is another opportunity to hang out, have a drink with Santa Claus and cuddle the tipsy Snow Maiden.
What an amazing country Russia is: they begin to celebrate the New Year somewhere in the Far East, and end up somewhere under the table.
Old New Year, this is New Year's take two.
I'm like champagne, I can be playful, but I can give it to my head ...
In the Old New Santa Claus brought a hangover for us.
Having made a wish, dropping the burden of troubles, we will meet a good holiday - the Old New Year!
Old New Year, this is a second-hand item from the New Year, but in excellent condition.
So the old New Year knocked on the door, from pre-holiday troubles burst into the door!
And again the people are happy. Hello Old New Year!
The New Year crept up quietly, confusion in my head ... either the old one, or the new one ... if only it wasn’t bad.
Old New Year - try to translate the name of this holiday to an American. No way you can! He just won't get it!
And the people are celebrating again. Hello Old New Year!
We are not tired yet, the New Year is celebrating the Old! Foreigners do not understand what kind of holiday?! ... how to celebrate?!