60th anniversary of a woman

1. The arrow approaches the appointed hour
And the anniversary celebration begins

Like a brand new soap dish that sparkles and glitters
Today in the hall is a birthday girl, dazzling in appearance.
Because in those circles like a single family
Relatives and friends gathered. And colleagues and friends!
To express participation than the full soul burns
Wish health happiness, check your appetite

So that good snacks a glass full of wine
Was drunk in Russian, always to the bottom.
Let it rain outside the window, then snowfall
And autumn is gaining strength faster and faster
Well, today everyone is happy with us
We are celebrating our anniversary today
So let the hero of the occasion
Rejoice in this moment
And now words are useless
Let the guests applaud

Fanfare.

Lyudmila, we have a wonderful holiday
You are celebrating your birthday
So go ahead to the guests
Accept flowers and congratulations from everyone!

They sit down.

2. the beginning of the evening.

Two great blessings are given to man from above - this is choice and intuition. It is wonderful that today, relying on your natural intuition, you made the only right choice and accepted Lyudmila's invitation and came to this cordial meeting without much thought.

We don't have enough days
Everyone would like eternity
We miss so much in our lives
Just cordiality
Let the hearts open now for goodness
For a good hearty meeting
Let there be no end to joy
Well, let's start the evening!

See how warm and cozy it is in the hall from your hearts and smiles. The table is bursting with snacks and strong drinks, the purpose of which is to excite the mind and make everyone have fun until you drop. Let's surrender to the celebration of life and fill the glasses.

1 toast to the Anniversary.

Are you ready the glasses are poured?
I look to pour a glass everyone managed
Our feast has long been open
So the first toast is ripe
Of course, it is intended for Luda
It's not for nothing that you gathered us today
And prepared so many snacks
That the legs of the table are breaking!
Lyudmila Petrovna Happy birthday to you
We are very happy to congratulate
And from the heart the hour of revelation
Wish you health and joy
It is useful to pour balm into the soul
And water the heart with oil
So today everything
Sending congratulations on the anniversary
At the same time, remember the date
We do not consider it necessary
Because the date is not the point
I wanted my heart to sing!
Guests need to try
Pour full glasses
And everyone get up together
And support my first toast -
I wish the hero of the day
Live Lyudmila to a hundred years!

Now I ask you to postpone the snacks
And give me a moment of attention
While our hero of the day, sitting here, sends
How they will congratulate him, he wonders
We won't waste time
And together we will discuss the agenda.
If we will pour and drink on the anniversary,
I invite you to join our club
And open his anniversary meeting.

Divide the room into 2 teams.

1 - pouring the motto "Drunkenness fight, so let's drink before the fight!"
2 - drinking the motto "Always ready to drink for free"

I announce the anniversary roll call
You are only allowed to scream
"no no no!" and "Yes, yes, yes!"
We gathered for the anniversary ... yes yes yes
Shut up and mourn ... no no no
To have a drink to eat ... yes yes yes
We will all have fun ... yes yes yes
Let's try to get drunk ... no no no
Let's show off a little ... yes yes yes
There are a lot of funny people among you ... yes yes yes
We will congratulate Lyudmila Petrovna .. yes yes yes
After congratulations, everyone shouts "Hurrah" ... yes yes yes

And now, dear guests, we ask you to follow this rule of our club - men monitor the fullness of the poured glasses: their own and women's. And the ladies watch the plates, especially the men's. In the meantime, you begin your duties, I will read you our club charter.

Club charter.

1. Whoever has a good eye spills everything at once
2. God forgive me for wives, do not count by glasses
3. Let the wives feed their husbands, they will remember them firmly in the future
"Whoever had a bite to eat, he will not be drunk until you drop"
4. Our well-aimed advice to men - do not look askance at a neighbor
whoever violates this decree can get in the eye!
5. Wives! For shooting eyes, deal with your husband yourself
I warn everyone, shooting is prohibited here!
6. After the toast, we are not silent “Congratulations”, we all shout
Sosnogorsk heard all about how Luda walks here!
7. Yes, we are waiting for everyone's participation in the dance part
I can't even hear excuses
we can not be shy, you can just trample
sit down once, sit down another, pull your foot a couple of times
8. Waiting for more ditties, songs, we will sing them together
we all sing, let there be no hearing, the anniversary is not a concert

4. toast 2 for the husband.

So that our banquet does not slow down
Keeping all our etiquette
I'll say the second toast without preludes
Let's honor Luda's husband
I don't know about you, but I can't imagine
Our Lyudmila without her husband Vladimir.
They've been together for 37 years
And happy as the bride and groom
He is with Lyudmila - a sample of happiness
In the family, he is both husband and father
Such - which native land did not give birth
Such - which the history of the earth has not yet known
You won't find such men in the daytime with fire
You won't find such fathers in a century
We need to drink to her man
I think this is a good reason for a toast
Vladimir Georgievich for you!

5. Congratulations. from husband (toast to love).
Here Vladimir takes his word
I think congratulations are already ready
this is probably a declaration of love
Come on, Vladimir, don't be afraid - speak
We will always find time for love
And pour glasses for your toast
congratulations from husband
Dear and beloved wife
You are the only one for me.
There is nothing like it in the whole world for me
You shine like the sun for many years.
I do not call you on the road in vain,
I live with you like in my bosom.
I am groomed and fed and dressed
You can do everything - I do not know the needs and troubles!
I have everything and most importantly - love,
Happy anniversary again and again
My dear and beloved
I know for sure: I'm lost!
You are celebrating an anniversary
And you look eighteen!
Your blooming
I can't help but admire!
And I'm warmed by hope
What am I over 18 again
I will drink in 20 years!
Answer word
And now I ask attention again
Lyudmila's reply is ready
I look at you and see
Here is my creation.
The creation of my skillful hands.
I want to answer you on my anniversary
You are my God-given husband!
37 years have passed like a beautiful dream
You become more like me every year.
I love you, my Vova, the clear falcon
Already almost 13 thousand 535 days!
Now I'll start to praise, don't be shy
Although you are a modest guy, everyone knows that.
Let's calm down, relax
Stand in front of the guests in all its glory.
Let everyone see how handsome you are
Disciplined, businesslike.
What a fit you are, smart, imposing.
And only my, only, native.
Yes, I dreamed of such a man
You are the best, knight, ideal.
Although I have worked hard on this
So that you, Vova, become just like that!
I know everything will be fine in the future.
I ask you to pour all the glasses to the brim.
We will be very happy, I personally
Behind this, dear, I undertake to follow.
Toast 3 for love
Look what an idyll
What Love Lyudmila and Vladimir have!
We wish you to live until the Crown wedding,
Be known as the king and queen of love
Easy or hard - only together
On life's difficult path
Before 75th Wedding Anniversary
We want you to have fun!
And as the people say
Always triple after two
The third toast, as usual
Pronounced for love
Let's fill all the glasses to the bottom
For the love of Lyudmila and Vladimir!

6. Late. from children.

call 6 people + son and daughter.

Who has lottery tickets from 1 to 6
Please come to me now
We'll be gone for a while now
You don't get bored here at the table

Fairy tale 1.

Grandfather hat beard shirt. Baba - apron, scarf. Horse - cape, mane
Goat - horns. Snow Maiden - crown, dress. G. guy - shirt, cap, chair, 2 diapers, 2 bonnets, 2 pacifiers.
To cool down from the toast of the third glass
Look at our fairy tale, attention 3.4
Sosnogors- film with the assistance of the studio "Russian Baldezh" presents a high-budget sensational blockbuster "Flowers of Life"
.... There lived a grandfather and a woman. Grandfather, a former military officer, did exercises in the morning, which ended in an attack of sciatica. Then the grandmother came to the rescue. With an important gait, she approached her grandfather, bared her beautiful, chiseled, long feet and unbent his back with her knee, laid him on a chair and did a Thai massage, from which grandfather immediately lifted ... mood.
In addition to the grandmother, the grandfather had a favorite - a horse. Grandfather rubbed him every day with a brush, braided his mane into pigtails, fed him oats. For this, the horse loved his grandfather in return. He snorted with pleasure, whinnied loudly and beat with his right hoof.
Grandma also had her own favorite goat. She winked nervously with her whole left eye and strove to imperceptibly butt her horse or her grandfather.
But then winter came ... Grandfather and grandmother got bored and they decided to make themselves a snow maiden. The Snow Maiden turned out to be a beauty envy of everyone. Her long eyelashes slowly fell and rose up. She walked smoothly from the hip. Even the constant habit of picking her nose did not spoil her. But spring came and the snow maiden melted. The grandfather is crying, the woman is crying, but you cannot help grief with tears. They decided to mold their son out of clay. The guy came out even where they called him Ivanushka. He was very fond of riding a horse ... from this his legs were crooked. But his eyes were big - from the fact that the goat always gored him in a soft spot.
Grandfather and grandmother could not get enough of their work. Everything would have been fine, but one day Ivanushka stumbled on his crooked legs through the threshold, fell and crumbled into small pieces. There was no one to go for water, no one to chop wood ... We had to do everything ourselves
What to do they do not really know
After all, it won't take long to bend
They began to pray to the stork
Ask for small children
And finally a miracle happened
An old woman found her daughter in the cabbage.
A little later with pride and dignity
From the potato field, the grandfather brought his son.

The moral of that tale is
Life without children is bullshit!
Well thank you for your attention
Our artists are the very outline
Bathe them in applause
And you artists go to the table

And we are not going from the other side
Let's say without reserve - the children of life are flowers
Our Lyuda has two lovely flowers
Georgy and Vlada are not children but a miracle!
They say that children should not boast,
But how can one not be proud of such children?
All the best mom put into them
Now accept congratulations from them!

Congratulations to the children.

D. I help my mother: D. And I am your new hat
In the sandbox, I will cook the soup into a hare and immediately turn it into
I'll wash the cat in a puddle, sew on his ears and paws
As a mother, I love you. I want to make a gift!

M.A. I'm on the wallpaper in the hallway M.A. I had a fight with Vanyusha
Mommy draw a portrait Under the eye of a huge bruise!
My sister will help me too He said that his mother is better
Mommy looks like or not? I don't agree with him at all!

E. I will put on my mother's dress D. I will wash my mother's shoes
As soon as I cut the length of the boats in the bathroom I let go
It will suddenly become clear to everyone at once, and mom will come and see
I love only my mother! That I love her very much!

M. And I'm preparing a gift for her M. I'm a ball on lipstick
On my father's yellow car Olya replaced the neighbors
I scratch: "Mom with love, And mommy will be delighted
No one can replace you!" And he will say "Here is my son

Together: We will not argue in vain
And tell your mommy
You mommy is just beautiful
Today is your anniversary

That's not all congratulations
Attention will now be handing
Diplomas "The best mother in the world"
And of course the children will give it!
presentation of a diploma

7. late son-in-law, daughter-in-law.

Since Lyudmila has an anniversary birthday
We're back to congratulations.
I won't bore you with long words
I will ask Stepan and Oksana to leave.
Daughter-in-law - Ksyusha, Styopa - son-in-law
They now have an answer!
Well, Stepan - first it's your turn
Here the son-in-law gets enough for the mother-in-law ...
What did you think - diploma
And it says about
How the son-in-law respects the mother-in-law
And Happy Anniversary

graduation, congratulations

There is no more pleasant and easier, you will understand me,
Congratulate your mother-in-law - the mother of a loving wife!
I heartily congratulate you on such a sunny day
And I sincerely wish to be forever young
Away with the gloomy bad weather, what are your years!
I wish you only happiness and sunny weather!
It's not a secret for everyone
Lyuda is already 5 years old - mother-in-law
Can't we find a place
For the beloved for the daughter-in-law?
Let's give the word to the lady now
George's wife - Oksana!

daughter-in-law's congratulations

The mother-in-laws all say together
Mixed in bitter dough.
They have only one small thing - in joy:
Hiss at the daughter-in-law, grumble and teach.
God directed my destiny
An exception to the rule.
All friends are jealous
And the family is surprised
Don't quarrel with mother-in-law
And we always smile
Please refill your glasses
For my beloved mother-in-law
Let wine bring friendship
Strengthen love and friendship!

8. congratulations to the granddaughter.

Of course, no offense to men will be said. That women are the decoration of any hall. After all, it is they who decorate the hall with different shades of eyes, hair and smiles. By the way, advice to men, if you want to see the smile of Mono Lisa, ask your wife where your salary has gone. And the outfits, what a riot of colors! I think that I will not reveal a big secret if I say that each person has his own favorite color. This is especially true of the fair sex. Now, using the simple and at the same time mysterious language of color, we will try to reveal some of the secret sides of the character of the ladies sitting in the hall. Men, be on the lookout!
- there are those in the hall today who like the green color and its shades - you are delicate, but sometimes notes of selfishness slip through.
- and who prefers black is a sign of the night, the mystery and sensuality of your character traits
- who loves blue shades - this is the color of love and romance
- and there are lovers of blue - these are charming and gentle ladies
- who prefers yellow - you are loving women
- and who prefers red - the color means a passionate nature, the desire to conquer and always be the first. Such women are called fatal. It is about such a fatal woman that our song will sound now. Meet the incomparable A.B. Pugacheva
the song "Lady Anniversary" chooses 2 husbands for the presentation of the tape
Under the hat of Alla Pugacheva, of course, you all recognized the beautiful granddaughter of Lyudmila Petrovna. She also prepared a congratulation for her grandmother.

On your birthday, congratulations - this is the time!
I send kind words - these are two!
Being ahead all the time is three!
Live with everyone in friendship, in peace
It looks like four!
Never lose heart - it's a five!
Multiply all that is - it's six!
Being attentive to everyone is seven!
Do not lose heart and do not hang your nose -
it's eight, nine, ten!
On top of everything else,
Happiness, joy, good luck!

My grandmother, my beloved
Grandmother glorious irreplaceable
I congratulate you on your anniversary
I wish you all the joys
I kiss your tender hands
With love, Vlasta is your granddaughter

A.B. not only invited these two men to us, but on the sly decided to select applicants for a new star factory
And now, together with you, we will promote new pop stars. Do you know the lyrics to the song A Million Scarlet Roses? Fine. But you don't have to sing the words. You will sing only vowel sounds. We will make it easier for you and give you tips. So you sing the verse, and the whole audience helps to sing the chorus.
And so, dear guests, we have just promoted new pop stars with you. For this, the participants, we give you the most stellar gifts of our evening, this is the “Asterisk” balm…………

9. - congratulations to matchmakers.

Again we have a surprise ready
It's the turn of the matchmakers
Matchmaker - Ostap support together
So everyone needs to fill their glasses!
Congratulations Matchmaker if not, then in the form of a telegram
Do women have such dates
Over which the years have no control.
Sunsets are just as bright
And they are beautiful like autumn!
The wisdom of years radiates in the eyes,
And the soul, like a generous book,
Touching, being next to her
Suddenly you want to move mountains
May your soul not get tired
Share kindness and kindness.
What I thought, let it be
Let the years have no power over you!
Today I am glad to congratulate, we are now one family!
Let all adversity rush away and fill your years,
Joyful light of happiness, so that advice reigns in the family!
Yes, love, to become stronger! You have become dearer to us.
If we are one relative, we will drain the glass to the bottom!

10. late neighbors and friends.

select 5 people.

To take a break from the toast
Let's show you a fairy tale about a chicken fool.
Or maybe not a fool - after all, a fairy tale with a hint
It was not in vain that the testicle was inadvertently demolished
Dear guests, tell me which of you liked to listen to fairy tales in your childhood? I would like to commend this man. May I ask you to come to me? Apparently you have a rich life experience, you and a hat in your hands - you will be our grandfather. Tell me what kind of ladies do you like bl. or brun.? And slender or kind, in the sense of the figure? Well, choose a lady for yourself at the table, she will be your grandmother. Grandfather did not change his feelings, look at what a wonderful lady he chose for the role of grandmother. Well, as for the chicken, this is the choice of the grandmother.
Our hen has been laying eggs all day. Well, take a closer look at where the egg is hiding among the guests, bring it to us. Well, the last role of our fairy tale: the baby is looking for crumbs, this is a gray ... mouse.
And so all the roles are distributed. Let's start. Double first and last.

We showed a fairy tale not in vain
After all, housemates. Close friends
Like a second damn family!
They live with Lyudmila peacefully and amicably
And they don't need a golden egg
Get ready Lyudmila Petrovna come on
Accept congratulations from close friends!

11. inspection, first aid kit.

And now Lyudmila Petrovna
Please take this matter seriously.
The traffic police inspector is coming to us
He'll do an inspection.

Meet the traffic police inspector, that is, the State Alcohol Inspectorate - junior, and soon senior lieutenant Pokhmelkin Budun Ivanovich
Lieutenant's congratulations
I want to note that today, September 22 at 14.00, I, an experienced inspector, carried out a technical inspection of the Ludamuzin vehicle, regarding the anniversary run, about which there is a certificate.
Gives a certificate
During the inspection, I noticed that there was no first aid kit. And I was instructed to hand it to you on behalf of the traffic police
1. First - a box for your first aid kit
So that friends are always met on the porch
2. Here is an effervescent aspirin for you
To love each other with burning love
3. Here is a sterile bandage
So that Vladimir was loving in bed.
4 .Here is for your first aid kit cotton
So that you always live richly.
5. Here is an efferalgan for you
So that the husband does not come home drunk.
6. And here are your vitamins
So that friends often call for pancakes.
7. And here is the cough mixture
So that the house was a full bowl.
8. Paracetamol pack
So that the husband does not hide the stash from his wife.
9. Heart drops
For love to be eternal.
10. And here is medical alcohol for you
So that there is harmony and peace in the house.
11. Here are a dozen mustards
To keep the house in order.
12. Here is a bottle of valerian
To be happy every day.

Sometimes you can forget where you went, especially after the anniversary. We decided to help you with this problem and give you these road signs.

"Caution, sharp objects" - for the kitchen
"Let's multiply our achievements" - in the bedroom
"Caution, slippery tile" - for the bathroom
"Speed ​​limit" from the table to the refrigerator and as a reminder of the next anniversary.

Let's drink to the fact that you are always careful in your movements!

11. congratulations. Voyvozh.

selection of 5 people.

From reliable sources, I learned that our hero of the occasion worked for 8 years as the head of the administration of the village of Voyvozh.
On the occasion of the anniversary, I managed to get secret materials, from which we will see what kind of work Lyudmila Petrovna cost this appointment.
Materials labeled "Top Secret"
All names and surnames have been changed for confidentiality purposes.

D.. PERSONS: Ivan Kruglov, Vasilisa the Beautiful-sundress crown, Little Red Riding Hood-backpack, red hat, Baba Yaga-sundress, wig, Panama, Cinderella-sundress, bandages.

A: In a certain kingdom
Yes, in the Voyvozhsky state
Once upon a time there was Ivan Kruglov
He was ready to hit everyone. Kruglov comes out

K. Today a decree is given from above:
On the head we take that hour
A lady under forty
To be smart, modest.

A: I gave the announcement with a joke:
With an indication of privileges and gender,
And living space, salary,
Well, in short, everything is as it should be.

K: The head of our state is being chosen
small circle,
good looking,
Accommodation is provided in a fabulous apartment
Salary with a coefficient of 1.4

A: In a couple of days
At the village Soviet at the door
Appeared look
Not one, but three
Vasilisa enters first
With his mannered gait.

Vasilisa comes out, freezes, a characteristic is read to the music of 17 moments of spring.

She has a lot of broken hearts of vile snakes and koshcheevs on her account. She is charming, slender and sometimes even gentle. Has an unusual hobby - archery at flying targets. In her youth, she was involved in the Koshchei group, in the criminal world she has the nickname "Frog"

Q: Are you a clear falcon
With Vasilisa the Beautiful
You don't want to be friends.
I'm the only one to be in charge here.
At least let them be secretaries
You will soon see for yourself
How will they look
All the men are on me.
I bought Tolya in vain the other day
Black boomer though
I'll fix it quickly
In my dear Voyvozh!

K: Clear from tomorrow
You are my trainee!
Half past eight come
Black boomer grab
Vasilisa leaves, the red cap comes in, the har-ka is read
Since childhood, she grew up as an independent child, sociable, calm by nature. She is a freelancer. For the prevention of a deliberate crime against her grandmother, she was awarded the Order of the II criminal degree.

KR: I will serve the people
They don't have to bother
I love work
I'll figure everything out in two counts.
Red riding hood with go-ahead
I will crush all enemies
I won't hit you with a hat
Brick then I can.

K: Well, I'm glad to accept you
In our rural Soviet detachment
You know everything among the people
Give me everything tomorrow.
enters B.Ya. with a broom - har-ka is read
For a long time in the juvenile department, she re-educated quite a few naughty teenagers, using new methods - digestion, evaporation. Leads an active lifestyle, in contacts - selective.

B.Ya: Ai Ivan, ah well done
You finally wised up.
Women are glad to take on the heads.
I'm not a woman, but a treasure.
I'm ready dear friend
Do the job in two

K: I need workers
Quality is just as important
To protect people
And help them in everything.

B.Ya.: Help?
I'm helping!
I'm still flying on a broomstick
I keep order
And where necessary - I will help

K: Yes, yes, yes! Need to think...
Damn you, okay, okay.
On his big broom
You fly day by day.
You quickly roam along Voyvozh,
You'll find all the problems.

A: Attention, attention At the intersection of Oktyabrskaya and Komsomolskaya streets, an accident occurred: a central heating pipe burst. The car was hit by a fountain of water. Passenger Cinderella is shocked. The driver fled the scene of the accident. the rebented Cinderella comes out with a basket

B: referring to Cinderella
Where are the rights? Where is the insurance?
No first aid kit? The fat is in the fire!
Isn't the car stolen?
Chase after the driver. rides around the stage
K.Sh. So, the question here is clear like.
What actually comes out here
The pipe is fatal
The case is clearly criminal
B.Ya: Admit it - where did you drive?
Why did you kill him?
What's in the cart? Dope?
You give her here
All 15 years on the bunk
With confiscation of goods.

Z: What are you ladies, wait.
Don't slander in vain.
I'm not guilty right
What broke this pipe!
K: Stop blaming you here.
Time to fix the leak
Think how to do it
The head who will be the first!

K.Sh.: How to fix this case?
Everyone is tired of the pipe!
Right now I'll plug the hole with a hat
As my grandmother taught!

B.Ya: And the pipe is not waiting for us
Here the water is in full swing,
Can you tell me how to fix it?
What can you show us to do?

Z: Abuse of authority
It happens here by the way
Where is your Ivan, where is Kruglov?
I have a couple of words!
Well Ivanushka, call
Call the public utilities
They will fly quickly
And the leak will be fixed!

K: You justified the hopes
The output prompted immediately!
I see a lady with a head
It looks like you're in charge!
Will you protect the citizens?
Everything is in order here to keep
I'm ready for you now arr. to the rest
All dismissed from the ranks.
Vasilisa, Baba hedgehog, roll along the path
Red hat - red light
She has no way to the village council!
Only Cinderella is smart
Patient and humble
Only I celebrate it
I invite you to join us.
Here are some of our secrets.
The fairy tale is over, well
We welcome guests from Voyvozha!

13. case declension.

As it should be on the anniversary, they bow the heroes of the occasion, as they say in all cases. What are we going to do with you now. We salute our Lyudmila. everyone finishes the sentence
As always, irresistible on this glorious day ... .. Lyudmila
We are delighted with the reason for the cordial meeting in honor of ….
From now on, we pledge to smile………..
Enough for us to pull the rubber pour for ......
As an elite picture we admire ...
Even in the jubilee hymn we will sing about ......
And we will sing to the tune of the song "There once was a brave captain"
1
Our Happy Anniversary
Invited all my friends
He ordered to have fun.
What are we to do, friends?
It's time for us to have fun
So let's shout our loud "Hurray"!
Chorus:
Anniversary, hero of the day, smile
After all, a smile is a symbol of kindness.
Anniversary, hero of the day, pull yourself up
We are ready to dance and sing until the morning.
2
How many songs will we sing
And drink wine here
We, hero of the day, will shake your pocket.
But you don't care
Beats, as before, life is the key,
After all, we drink wine for your health
Chorus: the same

14. club "Unyielding".

After leaving work, Luda became bored with life
Luda decided to join the Unyielding Club.
So that with pensioners of the public sector
Be aware of all events.
To celebrate the holidays there all together
Drive tea, or maybe something stronger.
Well, in general, rest throughout the program
So that everyone would be surprised later on the cardiogram.
Well, honey, get ready, come on
Accept congratulations from the members of the club!

15
Now it's time for the hero of the day to ask
To open a dance ball for everyone
Come out here Lyudmilaa, you will lead the people behind you
Who will dance the lady for us, who will lose ditties.
We will sing ditties with you. Not simple, noisy.
Today we will sing kissing ditties!
the host sings the first, then those who go out to kiss according to the ditty

1. Look at the hero of the day -
Oh what a lady!
Applaud quickly
Daughter kisses mom!

2. Look at your spouse
Well, they found each other!
How many years have you lived together
Kiss right here you are!

3.Adults and children know;
Mom is better not in the world,
Well, don't spoil Zhora
Go kiss your mom!

4. In the swamp, in the snow
A mosquito bit a flea!
Well, dear mother-in-law,
Kiss your daughter-in-law!

5. And Lyudmila has a numbness,
He is so handsome, cute
How long can he wait
Mother-in-law to kiss!

6. Here I saw suddenly
Here sits a group of girlfriends!
Why are you sitting?
Kiss, come!
Who performed ditties
Look quickly into the hall
Bring us soon
Who did your eyes fall on
Come visit us here
Today we have "Lady"

16. dance break.

17 late girlfriends
People say gossip
Good friends are good luck!
And here Ludmila has peace and harmony
Her friends are a treasure!
Now girlfriends are given the floor
And our glasses will be filled again!
Congratulations to girlfriends will not be easy
Congratulations to our friends will be in color

1. To congratulate Lyudmila
Wish her great happiness
Everyone needs something green
Hold it in your hands! we all find the green color and take it with our hands
2. White color - innocence, purity,
Hold on to the white and wish Lyudmila well!
3. So that Luda is not afraid of difficulties,
would be in a great mood -
Get on with the red!
4. Everyone has cherished dreams,
everyone's dreams are beautiful
And so that they come true at Lyudmila
Hold on to the blue!
5. So that life is a holiday
So that there is a sea of ​​\u200b\u200bgifts
Hold on to yellow, gold, bright!
6. So that Vova was irresistible and sexy,
Black color is relevant today.

Now all the guests will say "AH"
My toast friends in black.
May wishes come true
The family will add weight.
Let it show off in the garage
Black Mercedes.
Let the mobile phone be black
There are two in each room.
The kitchen has a black refrigerator.
In which black caviar.
Wonderful aroma from the kitchen
Definitely black coffee
And if they want to warm up
To the south, on the Black Sea.
What about finance
Any color, variety

We also want to give just- Lyudmila an anniversary order
Presentation of the anniversary order

18. belly dance!

Answer quickly without melting
There are men in the hall - yes!
Then on to the beautiful ladies at the table
Now I allow you to watch without hiding
While you watch - guess the riddles
Riddles about female body parts,
Guess the men, do not sit idle!

1 comfortable as a pillow
sometimes hot. Like a furnace
men do it with love
they call women ... yes no palm
2 stake perfect shape
a woman is proud if not. Then to the ideal
she has to strive .... I can hint a little more,
but each of the men is ready to exclaim this ... nose
3.everything happens in life
one closes the other opens
when they are imperfect women are miserable
what am I talking about…… no it's ears
4. they are a source of pleasure
arts of creativity and inspiration
never know boredom
always with ladies at work ... lips
5.good when steep and rounded
like a strawberry in its own juice
prominent part of a woman
are simply called ... hips
6. how everything froze
from mute delight
how good is she
this thin female ... waist
7. Delicate smooth in appearance
sometimes open. Often closed
he is the subject of ladies' troubles
called .... yes no, not the stomach but the forehead

But about the stomach we have a separate topic today. Do you think a woman's belly should be flat, drawn in, or just should be? You are right, gentle slightly convex lines of the abdomen forge the views of men. Women of the East know this, and use it with pleasure. An example of this is the dance "Bilidance" or belly dance. How do you think belly dance is translated:
- dance of happiness and wealth
- pleasure and satiety
- joy and life
As you know, there are three main parts in belly dancing:
1. intro, slow part, various hand movements
2. self belly dance
3. The most difficult and spectacular part is called shaking, what do you think a woman shakes - breasts, buttocks or knees?
Our master class is over, please follow me, those who got
scarves.
A gift for the hero of the day - a surprise for everyone
A bit of erotica right is not a sin.
Sultry beauties - oriental outfit
Dance as a gift they want to dance
As we baked a loaf for Lyudin's birthday,
such a width, such a height.
We did not bring it, it was heavy, we could not

As on Lyudin's birthday, we learned all the verses
So long, so smart
We will not tell you them, there is no memory for the verse

How on Lyudin's birthday we learned dance
He's so handsome, erotic cute
We remembered it and now we will fulfill it
19 dance marathon
Here the hero of the day opens the ball again.
Chooses a partner for a dance
And then the guests will follow. Native
Dancing today we have clockwork
What else is needed for happiness? Dancing, dancing until you drop
And do not be afraid to break the floor, once the banquet, so walk

20. lottery freebie.

Once we danced, at the table to rest
And we are in the lottery - to attract good luck
Instant performance "Halyavochka"
Do you believe in love

21
And now we will begin to glorify our hero of the day again
We wish with all our heart
To get up in the morning from that foot
To never know about debts.
Anxiety so that the wind blows away
And so that you have enough strength for everything.
And so that Volodya carried in his arms all his life
And that he had enough strength for this.
For children to respect you
And they did not offend with gifts.
Everyone at work loved you.
The medal "Veteran of Labour" has already been awarded.
So that you don't forget this date
And to always live richly
So that the heart is not naughty
How the clock on the tower beat
Never to get sick
And everything is just as good
For this we will drink and not be afraid and eat a cucumber
And let's make a salad and then pour it again

And we will pour into unusual dishes, but for this you need to guess who gets drunk how
1. What does a firefighter get drunk on, smoke
2. A glazier-to smithereens
3. Shoemaker - in the insole
4. Tailor - in patches
5. Carpenter - to the board
6. Undertaker - to death
7. Pig - to a pig squeal
8. Hunter - in the snipe
9. Railroad worker - in a trolley
10. Electrician - off
11. Medic - until the loss of pulse
12. Physicist - until the loss of resistance
13. Writer - to the handle
14. Chemist - before precipitation

In general, everyone who is into anything is drinking. We gave you these glasses for a reason. Do you know how the joke says

Where are you guys from?
-Yes, we will even be out of the throat

Well, you certainly don't have to drink from your throat. And from what we will offer you. And not only drink, but first say a compliment to our hero of the day. So, let's begin:

1.So that there is a thimble walk, drink vodka!
2. To dance the legs, drink from a spoon.
3. So that you don’t disappoint in anything, you drink from a teaspoon.
4. Be strong, don't get sick. Drink vodka from a bucket
5. You surprise us, you drink from the cork now
6. And here you are beautiful and clever. Sip vodka from carrots
7. Lucky today a little. You got to drink from a saucer
8. For happy days from a ladle of bread
9. Something was found for you, I had to drink from a bag
10. Happiness in your family life. Drink coffee from a cup
11. Something you are not very drunk here is a choice of glasses for you
12. Whatever you eat pills. Drop into the mouth from a pipette
13. Do you want or don't want to take a sip from a balloon?
14. So that your wife loves you from a glass, drink to the bottom
And now the rest who did not participate in our drinking pour their glasses and proceed as follows:
I take a cucumber and put it on bread tomato, sausage, etc.
I drink a glass of Lyudmila and congratulate you, and so everything takes turns. We only change what we put on bread.

22. dance of the swans.

While you are having a snack, I will play money.
Attention, let's start small - a bill of 10 rubles is played out, whoever guesses what is shown on this bill gets it.
10-Krasnoyarsk
50-St. Petersburg
100-Moscow
and so the banknote 500-Arkhangelsk
Want to double your winnings. Yes, the participants answered in unison. Well, put your won money in the palm of your hand. You have to blow on them as hard as possible. Whose banknote flies the farthest wins.
Well done, you blew your money. But you have a chance to earn gifts from our hero of the day. You will play the role of little swans, and you will play the role of a hunter. The swans are dancing, the hunter is shooting. The swans are dying. The one who dies more beautiful wins. Now we will leave our guests for five minutes to prepare for the competition.

Just a couple of years ago there was just a crazy fashion for hosts and toastmasters. Even for the smallest holiday, we ordered a toastmaster and thought that now our holiday will be one hundred percent! But time passed and many realized that the whole purpose of the toastmaster is: to quickly get the guests drunk so that they become cheerful and play her contests. And if so, then we ourselves can be the leader. After all, getting people drunk is not a tricky business. And you can come up with contests and games yourself or use those that you spied on other holidays. Do you want to celebrate yourself? Then watch a new interesting script for the anniversary of 60 years for a woman with her family and without a toastmaster. In our scenario, ideas for the anniversary, games and contests, as well as other useful information.

Anniversary meeting.
We offer you such an idea for a meeting of the hero of the day. Let's say right away that this meeting is experimental and is still in development. We have not used it ourselves at the time of writing this script. The gist is this:
You need to find photos of the hero of the day by year. 1 photo up to 5 years old, 1 photo up to 10 years old, 1 photo up to 15 years old and so on, one photon every 5 years of the life of the hero of the day. These photos must be carefully put into balloons and inflated balloons. As a result, you will get exactly 12 balls. And you also need to inflate the same number of balloons, but without photos.
When the hero of the day appears, then the person who knows her well. He begins his story about her. To do this, you need to burst the first balloon, where the photo is up to 5 years old. Take a photo in your hands and tell about this period in the life of the hero of the day. Next, we burst the balloon with a photo up to 10 years old. And again we talk about this period of life. And so on, until the last ball. And then we hand over the remaining 12 balls to the hero of the day, and say something like the following text:
- and these balls are still empty, and each of them is designed for 5 years of your life. Save them so that exactly 60 years later we all gather again and again remember the main events of your life, starting from the age of sixty.

Again, this is experimental. The text has not been finalized yet, so you can participate and write your options in the comments at the very bottom. We will be grateful to you.

Main holiday.

Let's start the holiday with a beautiful chants, which are performed by all the guests. You just need to give the roles to the guests. So:
- the first 2 lines are read by the presenter.
- all the men shout the third line.
- and women shout the fourth line.
Here is the chant itself:

Then we fill our glasses and drink.

Musical competition.
The guests, especially the sober and older ones, are reluctant to come out to dance. So let's invite them. And for this you need to know in advance the names of all invited guests. And then make a cut of songs where their names are. You can find songs with any name on music sites.
For example, for the name Alexei, the song is - oh, Lech, Lech, I feel so bad without you ...
For the name Nikolai - Kolyan dances best of all ...
For the name Natasha - Natasha, Natasha, you are my heart and soul ...
And so on.
At the celebration, you announce that now there will be a competition for the most spectacular performance to the music. But in order for everyone to come out at the right time, you turn on the cuts in turn. And if the guest heard his name in the cutting of the song, then he goes to the dance floor and dances a lot. Then he stays on the dance floor.
And so all the guests must leave. When everyone left, then you choose the most spectacular exit and give him a prize.

And while all the guests left the table, we will hold a competition. To do this, divide the guests into 2 teams. It is necessary to divide so that we get a team of the older generation. And the younger generation.
The essence of the competition is simple: the older generation dances to modern music. And the younger generation dances to songs from the 80s or even earlier.
After, in order not to announce the winners, include a remix of some old song in modern processing. And then everyone dances, and friendship is declared!

Questions about the hero of the day.
The guests danced and returned to the table. Give them signs with the words YES and NO written on them. Each guest has two plates.
For the competition, it is necessary to discuss questions with the hero of the day and the answers to them in advance. And at the holiday you ask a question about the hero of the day, and the guests raise the signs up, answering it. Who answered correctly, he plays further. The questions are the simplest about life.
For example,
- did the hero of the day run in the mornings when she went to school?
- Sergey, is this the name of the first love of the hero of the day?
- the first dog of the hero of the day was called Strelka?
And so on, questions that you will discuss with the hero of the day.
And who was able to go to the end and answered all the questions, he receives a memorable prize - a framed photograph of the hero of the day.

What to wish the hero of the day?
By this time, everyone had already said something to the hero of the day and wished. And now let's wish again, only in an unusual and funny way. To do this, you need to prepare beautiful cards on which wishes will be written. Put the cards in a bag. And the guests take turns taking out one card at a time and read out the wishes that are written there.
Examples for wishes and cards.

Any birthday (and, especially, an anniversary) is a wonderful holiday that can only bring a smile to your face. However, the greater the age, the more terrible it becomes to celebrate it, and to a greater extent this applies to women. The 60th birthday can bring a lot of trouble to a woman, so the main goal is to organize everything so that the birthday girl feels as good and comfortable as possible on her own holiday. It is especially important that the atmosphere of love and significance of this holiday reign in the air.

Congratulations from children

Our dear mother, you are the brightest for us.
We wish you success in life!
From an early age you raised us, and did not give offense,
It is very difficult to convey to us all the love through words.
You do not grow old in our heart, there you are always young.
No wrinkles, no matter the age.
We are always ready to give you a helping hand,
You have always protected us, it's time to return the debt!
(Give a memento)

Leading:
How much love, care
Give to your beloved
Through life, uniting, you go,
Forgetting insults.
So let's go dear
Let's not fall behind!
Not one line of beauty
We won't forget for sure!

(all the guests in a circle wish happiness to the birthday girl and praise her)

Leading:
And now, friends, let's
Fill glasses!
For the health of the hero of the day,
You definitely need a drink!

(pause for a meal)

Competition "Knitted thread"

Leading:
Are there handymen here?
I challenge you!
Grandma's contest now
I declare open!

Competition for all comers. Each participant receives a ball of thread and a pair of knitting needles. The task is to knit the maximum thread in 2 rows in 3 minutes. The one whose thread is longer wins. You can turn on moving music. The winner receives a large skein of good knitting thread.

Leading:
While in the country such hard workers -
All troubles will bypass us.
For all the stress to disappear
Who will drink, dear guests, with me?

Competition "And the legs are torn to dance"

Leading: It's time to break the bones! I announce a competition for the best dancer. Everyone is welcome!

For this competition, several pairs are needed. Several melodies of different genres should be selected in advance: quadrille, lambada, hopak, waltz and others. Each couple dances to the music for several seconds, and when the break ends, you need to freeze in a beautiful pose suitable for the genre. Spectators appreciate the quality and enthusiasm of the dances and the beauty of the frozen couple. Based on the results, a couple of winners are determined. They receive the "Best Dancer" medals.

Leading:
The soul shines with joy and joy,
When we are spinning in a waltz, we are slowly!
So that dancing always fills our lives,
I suggest drinking immediately!

Competition "Song-anti-song"

Leading: Do you love to sing? I'm sure you love it. Today you can showcase your talent!

All comers are divided into two teams. The first recalls a song and sings a few lines from it. The second team is trying to find a song that is opposite in meaning to the composition of the first team, and also sing a few lines. small", "male/female" and so on).
Leading:
The heart dances and sings
Hearing these songs.
So that we sing all year round,
Let's drink together!

Competition "Catching fish"

Leading: Let's keep moving! I invite several couples to compete in dexterity!
Everyone is welcome. The fish, which should be cut out of paper or cardboard in advance, are tied by ropes to the partner's belt so that the fish lies on the floor. As the music starts, the couples dance around, but that's not the only challenge. The partner must step on someone else's fish and cut it off, while protecting his own fish along the way. You can cut out figures from different colors so as not to get confused. The last couple left wins. They receive a package of fish cookies and a Brave Fisherman medal.

Leading:
There is no doubt
In this glorious victory.
For many such victories,
Please raise your glass!

Game "Treasure hunter"

Leading:
Want to earn crisp banknotes?
Rather, all in a circle, wealth awaits you!
Trust your quick hands
They will serve you honestly!
Fun, joy and excitement,
Now they tell you to strain
Let the perky laughter sound
There is enough wealth for everyone!

Those who wish sit in a circle and receive a prize wrapped in several layers of paper. Then they pass it in a circle to the cheerful music. When the music stops, the person holding the prize unfolds one layer of paper and takes the banknote hiding underneath. Then everything repeats until the layers of paper run out. Those who have banknotes receive medals "Treasure hunter"

Leading:
Many of you have become richer
Let it be like this every hour!
Not only a wallet, but also
Each soul will be rich.
For this we need to drink
And the hero of the day, and the guests!

Competition "True or not?"

Leading: And now let's see who knows our hero of the occasion better.

Applicants should be divided into 2 groups. 2 chairs are placed in front of the groups, one says "True", the other says "False". In advance, you need to prepare several proposals regarding the biography of the hero of the occasion. Half of them must be true and half must be false. Participants are divided in such a way that in each pair there is a person from the first team and a person from the second. Next, one of the prepared sentences is pronounced. The participants of each pair, relying on the prompts of their teams, try to sit on the “True” chair if the sentence is true, or on the “False” chair if not. Whoever manages to do it earlier gets one point. The team with the most points wins.
Leading:
It is immediately clear that they have gathered
Close friends only!
We learned the truth with you
You can't say better!

Competition "Buryonka"

Leading:
It's time for us to bring in the cake,
It is delicious and beautiful.
But from whose milk
Have we made cream?
Who gave us milk
So that the holiday goes well?
It's a very simple question
Of course, COW!

Leading: Before you try a cake, you have to earn it. Probably many of you have been to the village. So, they saw cows there and, for sure, dreamed of milking them. Today your dreams will come true! For this competition I need a man and a woman.

The condition of the competition: to milk milk from rubber gloves in a minute. Whoever has more milk at the end of the competition wins.

Leading:
What technique, yes for this
Of course there is a reward!
Now you have to think with your head
Cut off a big piece!

(They bring in a birthday cake, pause for a meal)

Competition "Inconvenient treat"

Leading:
How grandmothers cook
All of us know.
Here is our ... (name)
Show class!
Eat up, darlings
Today the feast is a mountain!
But we forgot the plugs
Bad luck, oh!

4 people take part, each is given a plate with an ordinary pie. As soon as the host gives the go-ahead, the participants begin to eat their pies, but this must be done without the help of hands. The winner is the first to complete the task, he gets a big donut.

Leading: So our amazing holiday, filled with ringing laughter, the clink of glasses and wonderful songs, is coming to an end. Let's finally drink to ensure that the holiday in the soul of our hero of the day never ends!

Description: 60th anniversary script for a woman with alterations, contests, riddles for adults. Minuses of the songs are attached.

/Exit of the hero of the day to solemn fanfare./

Presenter:
- Hello, dear guests and hero of the day! People gathered at this table today, who are connected by one huge, and, fortunately, fulfillable desire: with all my heart to congratulate our dear Lyubasha on her 60th birthday (change the name of the woman of the anniversary to the right one).

We want to congratulate you on your anniversary
Beautiful date - sixty ...
how much success we have
But we can't turn back our lives...

May joy and love surround you
And happiness in your soul instantly bloom.
Relatives, loved ones next to you,
And what is more important than that, my friend?

Though the years go by like an arrow,
You will always be young for us!
You are getting better day by day!
We want to drink now for you!
/pause for a drink/

Presenter:
At this table there is a person who surprises Lyuba all her life - her husband. This helped to keep them in love, to become the closest people to each other. The husband still wants to impress Lyuba by giving her a real serenade.

To the motive "When spring comes - I don't know ..."

Where the years fly - I do not know
And you're still good
I burn with love for you
You are my heart and soul!
With you so much

Presenter: How great that the love of the birthday girl and her husband not only did not fade away, but finally broke out! Children, grandchildren - it's your turn to congratulate your mom and grandmother!

Song alteration to the motive "You are my only one ..."

Children sing:

We have one mom
She is modest in temperament,
Delicate like spring
Needed like the moon!

…………………………………..

60 years! Sixty - everything is just beginning!

Presenter: Now we are going to do a little quiz. To do this, our hero of the day must fill out a short questionnaire in writing, and the guests will answer the same questions orally. I will determine the most correct answers according to the completed questionnaire. The opinion of the birthday girl is the law today, do not try to understand a woman!

Questionnaire questions:

1. What name would the hero of the day give herself if her opinion were taken into account at birth?
2. What role would you like to play in a movie?
3. How affectionately does she call her spouse?
4. What was her name as a child?
5. What does a woman need to be completely happy?
6. What quality does he value in people?

………………………………

According to the results of the quiz, the one who guessed the closest answers receives the "order" "For attention and understanding" - the host presents, and the birthday girl presents the "order" "Birthday Girl's Favorite", to the one whose answers she liked the most, even if they were not like her.

"Orders" are made of foil cardboard.

Presenter: The mystery of a woman is not at all in beauty,
After all, there are no ugly women!
There is a riddle in the mind and in simplicity,
With which she conquers everyone!
And our hero of the day is good,
Well, who wouldn't agree with this?

……………………………….

Scene song to the motive "Oh, Van, look at what parrots ..." they sing:

Vania:

Well, where is the happy girl,
Who celebrates sixteen?
So slim, beautiful
What can you eat and get better?

Zina:

……………………………..

Lures the hero of the day and guests into a circle for a quick dance. The musical accompaniment of this dance is at the level of Serduchka (as an option - a children's dance).

Oh woman, you're 60 today...
And it was 18 ... only 42 years ago.
But the heart is also beating hot,
Love wants to embrace the whole world.

……………………………..

Presenter:
- Tired? But our dear Lyubochka is not! She has so much power and energy! Anyone will envy. And this is all because she is a very positive and kind person.
And in order to relax a little, I propose to solve riddles.

Riddles about the anniversary

1. Stands on the table
Captivate with aroma
Vegetable, sausage,
The most awesome! (Olivie)

……………………………

Presenter:
- All the riddles have been solved, which means that you have given up a little! We urgently need to fix it, drink for the hero of the day!
/Pause for a feast/

Competition for a comic toast for the hero of the day

Prepare blank sheets in advance. Distribute them to guests. And give this task:

- Dear guests, let's play such a game. You need to remember and write down all the attributes of a rich and happy life.

Examples:
– Limousine
– Villa

…………………………..

The text in which to insert these attributes:

- Our dear Lyubochka!
We wish you to have the coolest... To show off the most expensive in the world... To share your best with us...

…………………………….

But most importantly, be healthy, loved and happy! Because health, love and friendship are not bought or sold!

Song-alteration to the tune of Leps - The best day:

Five hundred thousand hours behind
Millions of planets above you
But we wish you much more to come.

…………………………….

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