Funny jokes from April 1. Funny pranks in the office for colleagues

Today is April 1 - April Fool's Day, and we want you to have a great mood on this day. Therefore, we have selected for you funny jokes about April 1, which will give you a charge of cheerful energy and positive for the whole day.

April 1 jokes

Well, not a damn joke to yourself on April Fool's Day - thought the ostrich crawling out of a snowdrift.

April 1 is the best day - you can tell the truth to people and know that they will not be offended by you, because everyone will think that you were joking.

- How was April 1 at work?
- Fun. The director issued an order to lay off our entire department - we laughed so hard. And today it turned out to be true - the director laughed so hard.

On April 1, I went for milk and bread and decided to play a prank on my wife that our car had been stolen. I found out that I:
- a miser who did not want to issue a CASCO;
- a bummer who cannot walk 10 minutes to the garage;
- the idiot whom she advised to buy a cheaper car ...
In general, to open my mouth and say that this is a joke, I was able to say only after half an hour ...

April Fools' Day no longer makes sense: in this country, you are already deceived every day.

Funny jokes about April 1

On April 1st, the boy approaches his mother and says:
- Mum! Mum! A stranger climbed into our living room and fucks our maid!
- God! Horrible!
- I was kidding! This is not a stranger, but our dad!

The wittiest people on Earth are lifters. Understanding this comes
then, when on April 1, having purchased provisions for a week, upon returning from
store you go up to the eighth floor with your bags on foot.

On April 1, the boss decided to play a trick on her husband. I took a pregnancy test, used it for its intended purpose and, without waiting for the result, drew another strip. Gives it to her husband and congratulates. In response, he receives the phrase: "What does the three stripes mean?" The entire department was screaming with laughter.

I came home, and there was a note on the table: “Dear! I urgently left to stay with my mother for a week. " He quickly ran to a neighbor and invited her to drink tea and champagne. And then I remembered that today is the first of April ...

Husband to blonde wife on April 1:
- Honey, I have to tell you a secret, I can no longer hide it.
- What? Speak!
- I want you to forgive me, I can no longer lie.
- Come on, speak!
- Our daughter is not from you!
- Tell me, from whom, you bastard!

- You have cancer, you have six months to live.
- Oh my god, doctor!
- Yes, I'm joking, since April 1, what six months, at most a month.

Fun on April 1 for friends and family

To please and amuse classmates, mom and dad, sister, I picked up the most interesting jokes.

Practical jokes for classmates - how not to get bored at school on April 1

Children love to joke and have fun more than anything else. In this sense, they are much cooler than adults. Young pranksters are not held back by a sense of responsibility, they are not worried about the rules of behavior and norms, they enjoy the opportunity to have fun on a specially designated day from the heart. Consider the best school jokes.

"Paper Joke"... Get ready for the school party in the evening. Print text with different content on several sheets of paper. This can be an announcement of an imminent water cut, cancellation of lessons, the arrival of a well-known band to perform at a school line, etc. Post notices in the courtyard of the school. Try not to be seen by the principal or teachers. It will be funny when the children gather in the assembly hall for the rapper Face's concert, and instead receive a scolding from the teachers for the noise and disruption of the lesson!
"April Fools' brick"... Look after the victim. She must have a large backpack with an abundance of compartment behind her. Follow the owner of the backpack, wait for the moment when the latter is left unattended. Put a brick or stone, preferably heavier, in one of the compartments of the backpack. Watch the guy, when he tries to lift the backpack, I wonder if he will guess to check what gives that weight in it?
"Life without school"... If there are those in your circle of friends who rarely go to school, they will be the victims of the prank. On April Fools' Day, prepare a letter for the student of your choice addressed to him from the class teacher. In the text of the letter, inform about the expulsion from school for systematic absenteeism. It will be fun to watch his face change!
"Fantomas"... Get ash on your hands. Choose a victim and play with him a game of "guess who closed his eyes with his hands." Whether you guess it or not is not so important. The main thing is that black glasses made of ash will remain on the victim's face.
"School board"... A classic harmless joke of schoolchildren of all countries. With all the harmlessness, it can disrupt the lesson or at least delay its beginning. The bottom line is simple: rub the blackboard with soap. Writing on such a surface will not work, so the teacher will force you to remove traces of soap, or suggest you work according to a different scheme. But here, how lucky. The main thing is not to confess what you have done, otherwise the punishment may turn out to be incommensurate with leprosy, if the teacher is not going smoothly with a sense of humor.

Making fun of friends

Making fun of friends on April Fools' Day is a sacred thing. Who else, if not over them, can you kindly mock during the day and with complete impunity?

So how to joke?

Let's start with the well-known joke with "head in the bank"... It will be funny if you haven’t done such a trick before and are sure that your friend or girlfriend hasn’t seen anything like it and do not expect to see anything like it.

You don't have to do anything illegal to scare a corpse in a bank with your head. Just find an empty jar, fill it with a liquid tinted lightly in green, pink or yellow, place a suitable sized photograph inside. It is especially funny if it is a photo of one of your friends. Place the jar with the "head" in the refrigerator and ask a friend to go out for ice cream, sandwiches, or something else. The surprise effect will work as it should, shock is indispensable!

Jokes on parents - delicate humor

With parents on April 1, everything is not so simple. You need to joke with them carefully, and I would say even gently, so as not to hurt your heart. Jokes about death, accidents, mining, abductions and others are definitely inappropriate. These are all dangerous topics that parents cannot be funny about.

I offer classic harmless pranks:

Dessert with a trick"Raffaello" sweets for mom - mash the processed cheese with a fork, put beans or peas inside, add more spices, roll balls and roll liberally in coconut. Don't forget the branded packaging.
Non-spill compote... Treat your parents to a delicious fresh fruit compote, though they won't be able to drink it, because each glass will contain a bag of gelatin.
Colored tea... Also an interesting option for those who drink tea bags. Open the bag gently, add some food coloring, better different colors in several bags, fasten with a stapler with a thread as it was. It will be funny to watch the surprise of mom, dad, sister or brother when they make blue or red tea from ordinary tea bags.

Interesting joke - with a "sudden message"... Make it so that on April 1, parents in a box find a letter from utilities with a message about the imminent work on laying the cable on the roof of the house and recommendations to protect the windows with tape. Do not forget to film the parents diligently covering the windows with duct tape. Look, do not flirt! Admit it was a joke as soon as you record a short video.

Festive Toothpaste. There are options here. The most innocent option is with a hole covered with cling film. Harder - with dye or sour cream (mayonnaise) in a tube.

"Cloudy communal apartment"... Cheer up your parents with a fake bill with a ridiculous amount of 5 zeros for utility bills. It can be easily done in any graphics editor. Slip the receipt under the door or drop it into the mailbox. And yes, in order not to arouse suspicion in your address, be surprised together with your parents, scolding public utilities.

Making fun of colleagues

In the office, playing pranks on colleagues is the direct responsibility of every joker. Well, today the normal April 1 in any organization does not pass without it. Options to joke the sea. I suggest such ideas:

Locking the workplace... There are two ways to block access to a colleague's computer and desk: self-adhesive and cups of water. There is also a variation on the theme - with foil (it is carefully wrapped around all furniture and office equipment, but it is laborious and costly) and a simplified way - stationery rubber bands on the mouse, pen and other important little things (you need as many rubber bands as possible).
"Crazy Mouse"... A popular prank with a computer mouse. All you need to do is seal the laser with tape or tissue. You can video the torture of a colleague desperately trying to tame a naughty mouse.
"Blot"... A great joke for a colleague who pays special attention to flawless appearance. Mix phenolphthalein with ammonia (buy from a pharmacy). Fill the ink pen with this liquid. Shake it inadvertently directly onto the employee's white shirt. The red spot will shock you! Do not rush to reveal your cards right away. Take a little time for decency and only then inform that the stain will not be in a few minutes.
"Pogrom in the office"... Make your way to your colleague's workplace and replace his pens with analogs with glue-glued caps, with blank pastes, or with pastes in bright colors. Don't miss the reaction to the joke!
"Substitution of plates"... Change office signs, for example "Accounting" to "Toilet". This joke is appropriate when there are new people in the office every day. I would not advise joking on this topic more radically with the participation of the "Leader" sign, it is too risky.

Anonymous sms - pranks under the mask of incognito

Through special anonymous messaging services, you can have great fun sending SMS to parents, friends and colleagues without leaving your home. How do you like these texts:

“You are welcomed by a mobile operator. Unfortunately, we have to inform you that your number will be disconnected for six months to pay a fine for profanity during conversations. "
"Attention! Immediately disarm your phone, otherwise it will self-destruct after 30 seconds! "
“Attention, you are within range of laughing gas. Leave the territory urgently. "
"The balance of funds was debited from your account to the White Lemur Support Fund, with respect and gratitude for your participation, the Society of Animal Defenders."
"Dear subscriber, funds in the amount of 1,500 rubles have been debited from your account for the prohibited charging of the device at night."

Hope it helped with ideas. Write how you are going to prank your friends and parents in the comments, share the post on the networks!

Best regards, Anastasia Skoreeva

The spirit of adventurism has disappeared in us. We stopped quitting without first finding a new job.

Has anyone met people after the phrase "must meet"?

In Japan in school curriculum there is a lesson in admiring nature. It's cool, of course, but in Russia there is also a lesson in admiring nature when you sit down on a math test by the window.

Scales at home are needed to discuss with guests who is going to the rocking chair and when.

The idea for the prank: dress up as a homeless person and run up to teenagers on the street with the words "I am you from the future, stop listening to Russian rap!"

He, looking at the refrigerator:
- Oh, your kids have drawn a strange looking dog.
Wife:
- We have no children.
I, gritting my teeth:
- It's a giraffe.

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Listen, can you come out to work for me on Sunday? I really need it!
- Well, only the buses run less frequently on Sunday. I'll be late anyway.
- Okay, so when to expect you?
- By Monday.

Met the ex at the metro. That's not how I imagined it. In my dreams, everything was different: there is a sea of flowers around, I am in my most spectacular dress, smiling and beaming with happiness, and he, with neatly styled hair, dressed in an elegant suit, lies in his coffin.

And for the trick of sawing a woman, I would like to invite my ex-girlfriend to the stage (a tied real magician hums backstage).

It seems to me that our time is best characterized by the fact that Dud has never had a single scientist.

Girl: Asks the guy to open a jar of cucumbers because she can't herself.
Girl: opens a jar of cucumbers herself.
Woman: Asks a man to open a jar of cucumbers, just to make him feel important.

Grandmother:
- Why do you need tattoos? It's expensive, painful and forever.
Also a grandmother:
- Have ten children.

Good prank for school. During the lesson, write a note with the words "There is a mop on the ceiling" and give it to your neighbor at the desk. Tell him to pass the note on after reading it. The effect will be amazing when everyone who reads the note looks up, and with him the teacher!

And you can also play a funny prank on your beloved guy by replacing his glove with your own (of course, smaller).

You need to ask a friend to stand in the middle of the room, arms outstretched forward. Next, stick two matches into your hands (between the index and thumb), heads down. Place the next two matches under the boots of the played friend, barely thrusting them in. At the end, ask him a question about what month is in the yard. Of course, in response you will hear: "April". And then a trick: "Why then are you skiing?" Laughter in the room is guaranteed!

The prank is suitable for people who are not very well versed in astronomy. It consists in the fact that you tell a person that today on the news they transmitted information that a piece of the Sun, with the next flash, came off and it flies towards the Earth. He will reach our planet by the end of this day. And they say that it is not yet known what damage it can cause, but most likely - colossal. So far, the details are unknown, in such a short time, scientists are unlikely to be able to do something.

For such a rally, you should find out when the person is absent and then return home. Throw under the door a decorated box with the words "Your surprise from the firm" with a note inside - "Your hard work award." You can put your choice inside the box - a turtle, a lizard, a snail or someone else, of course, you need to make sure that the animal has access to air. Also attach a business card with the phone number of the "company". If you like the surprise, it will also be a gift. If not, it will return to the "firm".

A call at 6 a.m. to a friend - dear, help, robbed at night, beaten, woke up in the morning outside the city - there was not even anything to get there, there was no money, he asked the mushroom picker for the phone (it’s better for an outsider like a mushroom picker to start a conversation - here, here is your friend supposedly - all beaten, etc.). Says where to drive up ... on such and such a highway, bring money. A friend carries money and ends up on a holiday, where the table and all his friends are set.

A wonderful joke to play in an institution with huge amount visitors. Place a sign indicating the toilet on the door of one of the offices. It will be better if his employees leave the office infrequently. This will give time for a joke until the sign is removed. It's fun to imagine office workers watching the following scene. "The door to the office opens rapidly, almost another visitor rushes in and quickly leaves with a surprised look."

On April 1, you can make such a rally at work to play a prank on colleagues. Take a glass bottle with a capacity of 250 grams from under vodka at home. Pour water there. Place the water bottle in the bag. At work, you can first start a conversation about healthy way life, while taking out this bottle and drinking water from it. You could also invite a colleague to drink from this bottle. It will be especially funny if a person who has not drunk before will drink.

The method is hopelessly dilapidated, but surprisingly effective. If you have a good company of friends and you need to play the "gloomiest" - then there is a good way to cheer up. At regular gatherings, you offer to smoke new cigarettes, presented by some distant common acquaintance. After a few minutes, you can do whatever you want: put 10 chickens into the room, get dirty with paint, or even quietly turn on some kind of melody. The main thing is to pretend that no one notices anything. The expression of confusion on your friend's face will cheer you up for a long time.

April 1 is a great occasion to arrange a real test for loved ones, playing them as hard and fun as possible. There are no prohibitions on this day! Jokes can be on the edge (the main thing is that the victim is not grabbed by a heart attack), humor is crazy, and the holiday itself is tear-off. Especially for fans of extreme, extraordinary, memorable pranks, we have prepared this collection.

Prank a friend: a mixture of humor, fun and fright

Most cool prank- the one about which it is generally impossible to guess. It should have a peppercorn, a zest, some kind of novelty and originality that does not allow the victim to understand that they are being made fun of. So let's go!

Option 1. For those on the subway

An amazingly simple and at the same time effective prank, which requires one accomplice and being on the subway during rush hour. We go in, pretend to have pressed the button to communicate with the driver and loudly ask: "Please, a cup of coffee and a cheeseburger in such and such a car." At the next stop, an accomplice is already waiting for you (discuss the carriage number in advance), which gives the "ordered". Of course, passengers are at a loss. But indignation will mingle with it when, again depicting a dialogue with the driver, you say: “Okay, now to the final station without stopping, I'm in a hurry!”.

Option 2. Risky

An excellent, spectacular rally for a company that is going to spend a fool's day in nature. Prepare a can of squash or eggplant caviar in advance. While friends will "cover the clearing", step aside. Dump the props on the ground discreetly, sprinkle with toilet paper scraps for the entourage. Now it's all about artistry. You pretend that you accidentally found this unambiguous pile, grab a spoon and shouting "Oops, fresh!" you eat. Believe me, the day will start very cool!

Option 3. Simple but tasteful

Everything is extremely simple here. Choose the victim of a joke and a funny, humorous postcard that suits her nature (there are a huge number of such cards now on sale). Now you need to correctly arrange: we print an official envelope on behalf of, for example, the tax office, the court, the military enlistment office, and so on. It is important that the letter looks serious and personable, and does not raise questions. Put the acquired postcard inside. Believe me, the victim will be puzzled and scared, and then laugh a lot.

Option 4. With a goldfish

Works great with aquarium hobbyist friends. If a friend has a fish at home, give him a very tough show. Pre-cut a fish silhouette from the carrot, hide it in your hand. Having come to visit a friend, unceremoniously put your hand into the aquarium, wave it there (For lovers of aquatic fauna, this alone can cause a nervous breakdown!), then - one sharp movement, and, defiantly waving a carrot in the air, put it in your mouth! Moreover, as savory as possible and with remarks like: "Here is the freshest fish!", "Mmmm, the most delicious kind!". Be prepared for a very violent reaction.

Option 5. With a glass

The props are simple - a plastic cup, but the effect will be amazing. Especially if you arrange a rally in an office, classroom or classroom, with a large crowd of people. We start with the fact that all day we complain of pain in the neck, they say, it hurts, we have no strength. It is better to do this intrusively, so that in a couple of hours everyone will know about your problem. Now while nobody sees we put a glass on our hand and put it behind the neck. We approach the selected victim, bow our head with a suffering look, pressing the glass. There is a wild crunching sound. Everyone around is shocked!

Option 6. Voice card

Again, a simple yet highly effective way to make the chosen victim a memorable one. There is a service on the Internet « voice cards » , for such a request, any search engine will give out several cool sites. We select the appropriate text, for example: “You are worried about the police. We received a message that you have pornography on your computer. Due to the new law prohibiting illegal downloading and storage of porn for private viewing, we are obliged to seize your hard drive in order to study it. In 10-15 minutes the police will come to you. Prepare the disc and the warranty card for it. That's all, see you soon. " In the specified field, enter the number of the subscriber who will receive such a call. Impressions are guaranteed for everyone.

Option 7. Cosmetic

Cosmetics are a gorgeous material for various funny and simple pranks. For example, you can at night for a man to paint his nails with bright varnish, and then set the alarm clock so that, when he wakes up, he is already almost late for work or school. Your boyfriend or husband will wake up and go to people so handsome. Another option is to paint purple bruises under the eyes. Such a joke will also have a sufficient effect when the victim sees himself in the mirror.

Option 8. With bulging eyes

A cool joke, especially sophisticated because of its simplicity. Buy a tennis ball, cut it in half, add a pupil to each "eye". Pull with a thin elastic band. Put on an impromptu mask over your eyes, over dark glasses. When the alleged victim calls out to you, walk up and take off your glasses with a nice gesture, showing your bulging eyes. It will be a lot of fun!

Option 9. Scare a stranger

A prank that will bring a lot of emotions to both you and the chosen victim. The main task is to find a person whom she does not know. Invite the victim for a walk, sit her on a bench, and leave under some pretext. Now it's your accomplice's turn. He approaches an unsuspecting friend, sits down next to him, takes out someone’s photograph with the most serious look, moves it to the involuntary participant in the joke and says quietly: “I want everything to look like an accident”. Then abruptly gets up and leaves. When you return, you will hear a lot of interesting things.

Option 10. With a ghost

On a beautiful day on April 1, preferably in the late afternoon, send your friends sms with the simple text "Open the door, I came!" ... They go, open, and there is no one there. It even looks a little creepy.

Option 11. With vodka and a car

The props are simple - a vodka bottle filled with ordinary water. You get into the car with your friends and go somewhere on business. Deliberately delay the time, drive the car as carefully and slowly as possible. When the irritation of passengers reaches its peak, take out the bottle and with the words “Okay, you are to blame”, empty it about half in one gulp. Now press on the gas with all your might.

Option 12. With a mobile phone

Here you have to work a little with the search for a suitable props. You need a cell phone panel that looks exactly like the phone that the potential victim of the prank uses. Ask your friend for a cell phone, they say, yours is dead, but you need to call urgently. Step aside and discreetly replace your mobile phone with the purchased panel. Pretend the conversation turns into a fight, then angrily toss the "phone" and trample it to be sure. Shock for the victim is guaranteed.